By Odin's Beard! Trump's Truth Social Eyes Bitcoin ETF Glory!

Valhalla or Bust: The Bitcoin Quest Begins!

Hear ye hear ye! Ragnar Lothbrok speaks! I’ve seen many a raiding party set sail for distant shores but this... this is a new kind of longship. Donald Trump a name I struggle to pronounce correctly and his Truth Social are setting their sights on the glittering shores of Bitcoin! They're crafting an ETF a 'thing' that lets even the greenest shield maiden (or man) invest in Bitcoin without the hassle of keeping it safe from dragon fire… or government regulations. It seems the gods of fortune are smiling upon them... or perhaps they've just made a good offering.

NYSE Arca: The New Uppsala?

Word reaches my longhall that NYSE Arca a place of much trading has filed the necessary runes – or in their tongue '19b 4 form' – to let this 'Truth Social Bitcoin ETF' sail. This ETF they say will follow the price of Bitcoin like a shadow follows a warrior. Simpler than looting a monastery they claim! But remember as I always say 'Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst. It corrupts even the best.' Let's hope this power doesn't corrupt these traders.

Trump and Crypto.com: A Partnership Forged in the Fjords!

Trump Media and Crypto.com are joining forces! A meeting of minds not unlike when I first plotted with King Ecbert though I trust this alliance more... slightly. They plan to unleash a horde of digital treasure upon the world: baskets of cryptocurrencies and other such trinkets. Available to anyone through the Crypto.com app which apparently boasts more users than I have slain Saxons – a truly impressive number though I may dispute the claim.

The BlackRock Kraken: Swallowing All the Bitcoin!

Since these 'spot bitcoin ETFs' appeared they've amassed more wealth than the treasury of Paris. BlackRock's 'iShares Bitcoin Trust' seems to have claimed the lion's share hoarding more treasure than a dragon in its cave. They call it the largest digital asset manager... I call it a target for a good raid if only I understood what they were managing.

Truth Social's Crypto Conquest: All Hail the Digital King!

Trump the majority owner of Truth Social seems intent on conquering this digital frontier. Trademarking digital assets unveiling Bitcoin plans in Las Vegas... he's certainly making a splash much like I did when I first landed on the shores of Northumbria. If this ETF gains approval it will be a politically charged entry into the crypto market. I always say 'Never trust your fears Ragnar. Overcome them.' I wonder if the market fears Trump’s crypto ambitions?

The Gods Approve... or Do They?

So will the gods of finance smile upon this venture? Will this ETF bring prosperity or will it be another broken promise like so many treaties with the Franks? Only time will tell. But as I learned long ago 'I believe our fate is not predetermined. We are not puppets. We can choose our own destiny.' And perhaps just perhaps this Bitcoin ETF will be part of that destiny. Skål!