Germany's Proxima Fusion: Building the BEST Fusion Reactor, Believe Me!

Germany's Stealing Our Fusion Thunder!

Folks let me tell you Germany is trying to get ahead in fusion energy okay? They've got this company Proxima Fusion and they're saying they're gonna build the first commercial nuclear fusion power plant. It's a lot of money 130 million euros which frankly isn't even that much! We're talking about fusion the power of the SUN! We need to be leading the way and frankly we WILL be leading the way! I'm going to build the BEST fusion reactor believe me.

Fusion? It's Gonna Be YUGE!

They're talking about fusion energy like it's some new thing! I've been saying it for years! It's gonna be YUGE! Two hydrogen atoms they come together BAM! Energy! It's like the best deal ever made. These scientists they've been trying to do this since the 1930s which frankly is a long time to fail. But with me in charge we'll get it done. We're gonna make fusion energy so great you're gonna be tired of fusion energy.

CEO Says It's 'Inevitable' He's Right!

This guy Francesco Sciortino the CEO he gets it. He says fusion is the 'ultimate' source of clean energy and 'inevitable.' He's right! The question isn't if we can do it; it's when and under MY leadership it's gonna be sooner rather than later. We're gonna have so much energy we won't know what to do with it! We'll be selling it to China. We're going to win so big!

Limitless Energy? Sounds Like a Trump Deal!

The IAEA they're saying it could provide 'virtually limitless' energy. Sounds like a Trump deal! I love deals. This is a fantastic deal. Clean safe affordable energy for the whole world. It's gonna be tremendous! But some people the haters the losers they don't believe it's gonna happen. They're probably Democrats. They don't want to see America win. Sad!

Stellarators? Sounds Like Something From Space Force!

They're using something called a stellarator. It sounds like something from Space Force! They use magnetic fields like magnets to control plasma. Plasma! Like in a plasma TV but much much bigger. They're trying to make a donut shaped thing. I like donuts. This Daniel Waterhouse guy he says they're the power plants of the future leading Europe into a new era of clean energy. We need to bring this to America. We can do this better than Europe. We're the best. Everyone knows it.

Founded by Smart People But Not as Smart as Me!

Proxima Fusion was founded as a spin off from the Max Planck Institute. These people are smart. Very smart. But they are not as smart as me that I can tell you. With me we will have the best fusion. The greatest fusion that has ever been seen. Fusion Fusion Fusion. We will make America powerful with our wonderful Fusion!