Holy Pipeline, Batman! Trump vs. Hochul: Will This Energy Project Kick Back or Faceplant?

Wah Hoo! Pipeline Power Struggle!

Hello hello everybody! Jackie Chan here! I'm always dodging punches and leaping over obstacles but this… this is a different kind of stunt! This article talks about the Constitution Pipeline – sounds important right? It's like trying to deliver a pizza across a crowded market – lots of pushing and shoving! Seems like President Trump wants it back Governor Hochul isn't so sure and Coterra Energy is just trying to figure out if they should order the extra large or stick with the small. Like I always say 'Sometimes it takes only one act of courage to set things in motion.' But in this case it might take a whole lot more than courage to get this pipeline moving! Ha!

Trump's Wind Power Gambit: A Deal or No Deal?

So Trump lifts a 'stop work' on some wind project Empire Wind 1 trying to be nice to New York. Is this a trade off for the pipeline? Maybe! Politics… it's like trying to understand my own movie plots sometimes! It's all twists and turns! But Hochul is saying 'No deal!' Sounds like someone's been watching too many of my movies and learned how to do their own stunts! They say it's not a quid pro quo. Quid pro quo? Sounds like a Kung Fu move! 'Quid Pro Quo Kick!' But seriously folks who knows what's really going on behind the scenes? It's like trying to find a black cat in a dark room – you know it's there but good luck finding it!

Coterra's CEO Speaks: Gas is the Future!

Tom Jorden the CEO of Coterra is talking big about the pipeline. He says it would be great for business. Of course he would! It’s like me talking about how much I love doing stunts – good for me maybe not so good for my bones! This pipeline would bring gas from Pennsylvania to New England. Sounds like a road trip movie waiting to happen! 'The Great Gas Getaway!' But seriously it could be a big deal for Coterra giving them a chance to sell more gas. They’re even drilling more rigs! Good luck to them – I hope they don’t run into any exploding oil drums like I usually do!

Pipeline's Past: A Rocky Road!

This pipeline has had a rough history. It was approved then canceled because of some water permit problems. Sounds like my dating life! Always some sort of complication! But Coterra is still in the game. They’re like that one persistent bad guy in my movies who just keeps coming back for more! 'Why won't you stay down?!' says me. But it's good to see them hanging in there.

Investing Club Weighs In: Hold Your Horses!

The investing club thinks Coterra's move to gas is smart but Jim Cramer isn’t ready to jump in headfirst so they are saying HOLD. He's being careful which is more than I can say for myself when I'm jumping off buildings! They say Coterra's stock is cheap compared to other companies but Jim's still playing it safe. It is kinda like me I love doing dangerous things but I always have a plan...sort of! You know when it comes to investments it’s always good to be like me – have a backup plan! And maybe a stunt double just in case.

Will the Pipeline See the Light of Day?

So will this pipeline ever get built? Who knows! It's all up to politics and permits and… well a little bit of luck! It is kinda like predicting which one of my movies will be a hit! But if it does happen it could be a big win for Coterra. In conclusion stay tuned to see if this pipeline will be a success. And remember if things get tough just remember what I always say: 'Don’t worry. If I get hit I get up. If I fall I stand. I never give up.' Wah Hoo! Jackie Chan out!