Senate's Clean Energy Bill: A F*cking Disaster Waiting to Happen!

Is This Donkey Trying to Cook Up a Crisis?

Right let's get one thing straight. I've seen some terrible dishes in my time but this Senate bill? It's not just bad it's offensively idiotic! They're threatening to hike taxes on clean energy projects and phase out credits that have actually supported growth. Are they deliberately trying to screw things up? It's like watching a chimpanzee try to perform brain surgery.

A Tax on Sunshine? Are You Having a Laugh?

A new tax on renewable energy if they use components from…wait for it…CHINA! Of course it's China. And phasing out tax credits for wind and solar? After 2027? What in the sweet name of Hell's Kitchen is going on here? It's like these blithering idiots are deliberately trying to choke the life out of progress. Honestly you’d think they were trying to sabotage the future while lining their own pockets.

Four to Seven Billion Dollars? You Call That Pocket Change?

This buffoon John Hensley is saying this new tax could cost the industry $4 to $7 billion! $4 to $7 BILLION! That's not just money it's a bloody fortune! It's enough to make me want to personally shove a lemon so far up their asses they'll taste sunshine for a month. This isn't just bad policy it's an act of economic terrorism!

300 Gigawatts? More Like 300 Gigaf*ckups!

Eliminating those tax credits could kill 300 gigawatts of wind and solar projects over the next ten years. $450 billion worth of infrastructure investment down the drain! It's like watching a prize winning soufflé collapse because some nitwit left the oven door open. What are they thinking? Or are they even thinking at all?

Millions of Jobs at Risk? This is More Than Idiotic It's Criminal!

Two million jobs at risk! Sean McGarvey is right; this could be the biggest job killing bill in history! They are terminating over 1000 keystone pipeline projects. It's like these morons are trying to set the country on fire. This is beyond incompetence. It's malevolent. It's... utterly f***ing unacceptable! This bill is so bad it could make a donkey cry.

Even Elon Musk Knows This is Utter Bollocks!

Even that crazy genius Elon Musk is calling this out! 'Destroy millions of jobs... immense strategic harm...' He's spot on! Giving handouts to industries of the past while damaging the industries of the future? It's insane! Utterly insane and destructive! Are these senators deliberately trying to ruin everything? It's raw undercooked and completely f***ing inedible! Now GET OUT!