A Duck-tastrophe! U.S. Bombs Iran, Trumpets 'Obliteration'!

Aw Phooey! Trump's Two Week Tango Turns Topsy Turvy!

Well blow me down! That blustery President Trump he said he'd think about bombing Iran for oh about two weeks! Two weeks! Like waiting for Huey Dewey and Louie to clean their room! But *wham!* He went and did it anyway! They said he was gonna TACO – that's 'Trump Always Chickens Out,' mind ya – but this time he flew right into the fight! What a quack up!

Boom! Obliteration! And Other Big Words!

The U.S. done gone and bombed three of Iran's nuke places! Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth he says Iran's nuclear dreams are 'obliterated!' Obliterated! Sounds like something I'd say after I accidentally blow up my house trying to make a soufflé! Trump himself he says 'obliteration' is the perfect word. Gosh fellas this is getting serious!

Iran's All Fired Up! Strait of Hormuz in Danger!

Iran's Foreign Minister that fella Abbas Araghchi is hotter than a pepper sprout! He says they're gonna defend themselves! And get this some folks in their parliament are talking about closing the Strait of Hormuz! That's a big ol' shipping lane! If they shut it down it'll be a bigger mess than my kitchen after a baking spree! The U.S. is begging China to talk some sense into 'em. Good luck with that I say!

Markets Go Quackers (But Not Too Quackers)!

The markets are doing the jitterbug! Stocks are down a tad oil prices are up a smidge. Everyone's worried about where this is all heading. But some folks like this Wedbush fella Dan Ives think it's all gonna be okay! He says the market thinks the nuclear threat is gone. Goody goody gumdrops I hope he's right! Otherwise we're all gonna be selling lemonade for a living!

Oil's Well That Ends... Expensive?!

Speaking of oil it's gone up to almost 78 dollars a barrel! And some of those fancy pants analysts are saying it could hit $100! $100! That's enough to make even Scrooge McDuck think twice before filling up his money bin...I mean car! If the Strait of Hormuz gets blocked we're all gonna be paying a pretty penny for petrol. Aww phooey!

Inflation: A Villain Worse Than Pete?

Now while all this is goin' on we gotta keep an eye on inflation! It's like Pete always tryin' to ruin my day. They're lookin' at some fancy price index to see if those tariffs are makin' things even more expensive. So basically the world's gone bonkers and we're all just tryin' to keep our feathers from getting ruffled!