World Bank's Spring Meetings: Everybody's Talking Tariffs, Folks! Sad!

Tariffs are HUGE Believe Me!

Let me tell you for years I've been saying tariffs are the way to go. The BEST way. And now suddenly everyone at the World Bank and IMF is talking about them. It's like where have you been folks? I practically invented tariffs! They're saying trade tensions between China and the U.S. might be cooling? WRONG! We need MORE tariffs! We gotta make America great again and that starts with smart trade deals – and tariffs that MAKE SENSE! It's very simple. I understand it better than anyone.

The Euro Zone? A Disaster!

These European Central Bank people they're lost. Dovish? What does that even MEAN? They're talking about interest rates falling and 'few upside risks' to inflation. Total disaster! They're admitting there's 'high levels of uncertainty.' Of course there is! They have NO IDEA what they're doing. I could run the European Central Bank in my SLEEP and do a better job. Believe me I know the best people and none of them are running the ECB.

Lagarde is Lost Sad!

This Christine Lagarde she's talking about inflation targets in 2025? That's like FOREVER away! And 'shocks dampening GDP'? Sounds like a bad movie. She doesn't even know what the effects of tariffs are gonna be! 'Either we cut either we pause'? Make a decision lady! Frankly a lot of these leaders are jokes. Losers. They should be asking ME for advice. I know more about economics than almost anybody and they know it! SAD!

Uncertainty is the New Tax! Wrong!

This Klaas Knot guy from the Netherlands Bank he said uncertainty is like a tax without revenue? WRONG! Uncertainty with ME in charge is an OPPORTUNITY! An opportunity to make AMAZING deals to renegotiate EVERYTHING and to win win WIN! These people are so negative so afraid. They need to be BOLD! Like me. I'm very bold. Everyone says so.

Hold Back? NEVER!

Robert Holzmann from Austria he says they need to 'hold back' on decisions? Hold back? That's for losers! We need action people! We need to be DECISIVE! 'What kind of political decisions will be taken?' he asks. The BEST decisions that's what! I'm the best decision maker maybe ever. Everyone agrees.

Europe Needs GUTS Something They Lack!

Finally this guy from Latvia Martinš Kazaks he gets it a little bit. He says Europe needs to 'grasp the opportunity' and become a 'political superpower.' That's the spirit! But then he says they need 'political will' and 'political guts.' Yeah good luck with that Europe! You need someone like ME to shake things up and make the tough decisions. You know the kind of decisions that make America GREAT!