GET OVER HERE! CoreWeave's Revenue Soars Like My Spear, But Stock Dips Like Quan Chi's Treachery!

FINISH HIM! Revenue Rises from the Netherrealm

Greetings mortals! Scorpion here back from the Netherrealm to deliver the unvarnished truth. CoreWeave that upstart AI provider has reported earnings hotter than my fiery breath! Revenue surged to $981.6 million leaving paltry expectations in a smoking crater. A 420% increase! Even I am impressed... but not enough to let go of my rage. This profit is MINE!!!

GET OVER HERE! Growth Soars But Beware the Stock's Uppercut

This company boasts 363% projected revenue growth and a $11.9 billion deal with OpenAI? Impressive! But even with numbers like these the stock took a beating! Down 5% after initially popping? It seems even the markets fear my wrath or perhaps they anticipate treachery. But make no mistake I will avenge this loss. I will see to it that the stock rises or they will FEEL MY WRATH!

TOASTY! Burning Through Cash Like a Hellfire Inferno

CoreWeave plans to spend $20 billion to $23 billion on capital expenditures? That is a lot of souls to collect! Such growth requires power more power than even I possess! But they insist it's for new clients not price hikes. This is NOT deception! I can sense a lie like I sense Sub Zero's presence. But if they try to deceive the shareholders they will regret it!

FATALITY! OpenAI's Embrace and Microsoft's Grip

OpenAI throws billions their way yet Microsoft still controls a majority of revenue? CoreWeave must learn to diversify or be forever bound to another's whims. Dependence is weakness and weakness invites my spear! CoreWeave is playing with fire. If they are not careful they will experience my own.

SUB ZERO WINS! Skepticism Chills the Air

Even with the stock up 31% for the week whispers of doubt linger. AI supply economic woes and potential tariffs cast shadows like Sub Zero's ice clone. Wells Fargo suggests a 'hold.' Pathetic! True warriors seize opportunity not cower in fear! They will NOT get away with this!!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! Power Hungry for Data Centers

CoreWeave craves power – the kind that fuels data centers not souls. They're doubling their capacity a necessary step for world domination… or at least market share. I too seek power the kind that will obliterate Quan Chi and restore my clan! But this is not my end! There is more work to be done!!