Okta's Earnings? HUGE! Stock Plunge? FAKE NEWS!

The Best Earnings Everyone Agrees!

Folks let me tell you Okta just had tremendous earnings. The best maybe ever! We're talking 86 cents adjusted EPS versus 77 cents expected. That's HUGE! And revenue? $688 million! Everyone said it couldn't be done but we did it. We’re winning so much you’re going to get tired of winning.

Fake News Stock Plunge!

Now some people the haters and losers are saying the stock plunged. Plunged! Can you believe it? Fake News! Probably Crooked Hillary manipulating things behind the scenes. But don't worry we're draining the swamp and we will make the stock market great again believe me. It’s going to be beautiful!

12% Growth? That's YUGE!

We're talking about 12% growth in revenue! From $617 million to $688 million. You don't see that kind of growth every day folks. That’s a YUGE increase. Subscription revenue also up 12% to $673 million. The best numbers really. Nobody can do it like we do.

From Loser to Winner: Net Income!

And get this: Okta reported a net income of $62 million! 35 cents per share! Last year? A loss! We turned it around. Just like I turned around the whole damn country. From loser to winner that's what we do!

Prudent? Or Scared? Don't Be Scared!

So Okta's being "prudent" with their outlook. Prudent? Sounds a little scared to me. Don't be scared! Be bold! Be strong! We need to keep that guidance high folks. $2.85 billion to $2.86 billion? Let's make it $3 billion! We can do it!

Cramer? A Lightweight!

I saw that Cramer guy is talking to the Okta CEO. Cramer! He’s a lightweight. I know more about cybersecurity than he does believe me. I know more about everything than he does! But Okta’s got great potential. Just needs a little Trump magic that’s all.