Tesla's Stock Plummets! Is Elon Musk Going Looney Tunes?!

What's Up With Tesla's Dough Doc?

Eh what's up Doc? It's me Bugs Bunny reporting live from... well my rabbit hole which is surprisingly close to Wall Street these days! Seems Tesla's about to drop their Q1 earnings and everyone's got their ears perked up like a field of carrots ready for harvest. The big shots are expectin' around 39 cents a share with $21.11 billion in revenue. But here's the kicker: that's a slight dip from last year. Ruh roh Raggy!

The Stock's Gone Kaput!

Now the real buzz isn't just about the numbers see? It's about what's gonna happen next. Tesla's stock? Hoo boy it's taken a nosedive faster than Yosemite Sam chasing me across the desert. Down 44% this year! That's gotta sting more than Elmer Fudd's shotgun. Folks are frettin' over tariffs and Elon's...ahem...'interesting' relationship with the White House. Could get a bit toasty.

Delivery Daze: A Real Hare Raiser!

And hold on to your carrots folks because Tesla's deliveries dropped by 13%! That's 336,681 fewer cars hoppin' off the assembly line. They're blamin' it on retooling for the new Model Y but some folks are sayin' "Eh I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" Bottom line less cars delivered less moolah!

Musk Tries to Pull a Rabbit Out of His Hat

So our pal Elon had a little pep rally with his employees tryin' to keep their spirits up and stocks in hand. He's pointin' to the Model Y robotics and all that AI jazz. But like I always say "Of course you realize this means war!" And this war is with the market's perception get it?

Tariff Troubles: Dumber Than a Sack of Bricks!

Now here's where things get real juicy. Remember when I said Musk was cozy with the White House? Well that friendship might be on the rocks faster than Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff! Trump's talkin' tariffs and those could smack Tesla harder than a pie in the face. Musk even called some trade advisor a "moron" and "dumber than a sack of bricks!" That's strong words coming from anyone especially a billionaire with his hands in all kindsa stuff. Tesla gets parts from China and Mexico see? Tariffs on those imports could be a real game changer. I tell ya ain't I a stinker?

The Future: Is Tesla Gonna Be Alright Alright Alright?

So what's the future hold? Will Tesla pull through? Will Musk stop makin' headlines for everything but makin' cars? Only time will tell Doc. But one thing's for sure: it's gonna be a wild ride! And remember folks keep your powder dry and your carrots handy! Eh that's all folks!