
The Gods Favor the Bold!
Hark shield brothers and shield maidens! Ragnar Lothbrok speaks! Word reaches my longhall of a company named Qorvo. They forge those little stones that make your seer's trinkets work – what you call 'smartphones'. Seems these trinkets are quite important to the soft handed folk of today. But Qorvo it appears has been drifting like a ship without a rudder for a decade. 'My sons,' I say 'sharpen your axes for opportunity knocks!'
Starboard's Raiding Party Approaches
Now this 'Starboard Value'—a cunning investor they say—has taken a fancy to Qorvo snatching up nearly 8% of its shares. They see potential a glint of silver hidden beneath layers of… well let's just say 'inefficiency'. Starboard aims to steer Qorvo towards a more profitable course much like I once steered my longships towards the shores of England. Remember 'Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best.' Let's hope Starboard is closer to the 'best' in this case.
Margins Glorious Margins!
The heart of the matter? Margins! Qorvo's profit margins are… pathetic like a Saxon trying to swing a Viking axe. Their rivals Skyworks are feasting on richer spoils. Starboard believes Qorvo spends too much on unnecessary trinkets and boasts (what you call 'selling general and administrative expenses' and 'R&D'). It seems someone needs to teach them the value of a well aimed blow a cost cutting measure that truly stings. As I always say 'I believe our fates are intertwined.'
A History of Conquest
This Starboard is no novice raider. They've plundered and profited from semiconductor companies before. Thirteen times in fact! And each time they've returned home with more treasure than they set out with. Their average return? A whopping 85%! They’re like a seasoned Viking warrior always knowing when to strike and when to retreat. It seems that ‘life is about suffering’…. for Qorvo's management that is if Starboard gets its way.
Boarding the Ship!
Starboard wants seats on Qorvo's council to have a say in how the ship is steered. And rightly so! Why let a crew of landlubbers run aground? With connections already established with some of Qorvo's elders it seems this may be a swift victory. As I once said 'Everything is connected'. But if Qorvo continues to wallow in mediocrity perhaps Starboard will bring in new blood fresh warriors to lead the charge.
The Future is Uncertain but Opportunity Abounds!
The coming months will be interesting. Will Qorvo submit to Starboard's demands? Will they resist? One thing is certain: change is coming. Whether it's a gentle breeze or a full blown storm Qorvo will never be the same. And for those of us watching from the sidelines it’s a chance to learn to strategize and to prepare for our own future raids. As I always say 'Fear is inevitable. I have to accept that fear is a companion on this journey.' But I do not let it cripple me! Skål!
AngelaMS
This article is hilarious and informative!
trudylp
I'm betting on Starboard. They have a proven track record.
embattledsparkle
Hopefully, this will boost Qorvo's stock price.
mquangdang22g
Interesting perspective. Never thought I'd get business advice from Ragnar Lothbrok.
dggg
Starboard is a force to be reckoned with. Good luck, Qorvo!
smessick
This Ragnar fellow knows his stuff! Very insightful.