Becton Dickinson About to Get Much Bigger Thanks to Yours Truly!

Becton Dickinson? More Like Becton HUGEinson!

Folks let me tell you Becton Dickinson great company really terrific is about to get even better. They're talking about splitting things up and it's gonna be HUGE. Starboard Value a very successful activist investor wants them to separate the Life Sciences division. And you know what? I think it's fantastic the best decision really very smart. Like when I decided to run for President everyone said 'Don don't do it!' But I did it and we made America great again and Becton Dickinson will be great again too!

MedTech vs. Life Sciences: A Tale of Two Businesses

So you have MedTech growing faster than sleepy Joe Biden's approval ratings and Life Sciences which is also good but we need to make it great okay? MedTech is booming with those GLP 1s which everyone loves believe me. Now these businesses are like having a beautiful supermodel and a slightly less beautiful but still very nice model. They're both great but you don't want them in the same room arguing about who's the best. You want them to shine separately.

The Simple Solution: Divide and Conquer!

The problem is so simple even Sleepy Joe could understand it. Well maybe not. But it's simple! They're trading at a lower value because one part is dragging the other down it's sad. Starboard they get it. They're saying 'Let's spin off Life Sciences!' It's genius believe me. It's like building a wall – you separate the good stuff from the bad stuff and everyone wins. And we're going to make Becton Dickinson pay for it! Just kidding but not kidding.

Billions Folks Billions!

If they split the value will go through the roof the highest value! We're talking over $110 billion maybe more! It’s tremendous the best valuation you’ve ever seen! Like you wouldn’t believe! And you know who will benefit? The shareholders the people everyone! It's going to be unbelievable. It's like the stock market when I was President – record highs all the time!

Management Motivation: The Trump Factor

You know when you have separate companies the management gets motivated. They want to win they want to be the best it's like me running the country. Each company can focus on what they do best no distractions no fake news. They can make deals improve margins it's all about winning winning winning! The kind of winning you've never seen before.

Starboard: Pushing an Open Door (But Who Cares?)

Starboard is great they're smart. They're pushing for this split and Becton Dickinson is already thinking about it. Maybe they heard me maybe they heard Starboard who cares? The important thing is it's happening. It's like draining the swamp – you don't care who gets the credit as long as the swamp is drained. And let me tell you we’re going to drain the swamp! And we're going to make Becton Dickinson great again again!