Run, Forrest, Run...To Better Maternal Health! FC Mother Kicks Off!

Mama Always Said...

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get. But she also said it's important to take care of folks especially mamas. I read this news article and it's about how a fella named Morad Fareed is usin' soccer yes sir soccer to help mothers. Now I ain't much of a soccer player myself but I sure do like helpin' people. Especially mommas. Remember Mama Gump always takin' care of me. Now the article said somethin' about maternal mortality bein' too high. That's sadder than watchin' Bubba get on that shrimp boat and not coming back...

Run Forrest Run...For the Mamas!

So this Fareed fella came up with somethin' called 'FC Mother.' Sounds kinda like a soccer team for mothers which ain't too far off. He wants to pair up new and expectin' mothers with folks who can help 'em. I reckon that's like when Jenny and I took care of Little Forrest. Now they're gonna use global football clubs like those soccer teams to make things better for moms. He calls it H sports which is like 'Healing Sports'. I may not be a smart man but I know what love is and these folks seem to know how to heal.

Gamify This Bubba!

They're havin' somethin' called the 'World Cup of Healing.' Bubba woulda loved that. It's like a competition but instead of kickin' a ball they're measurin' how healthy the mothers are. The article said somethin' about mothers answerin' questions about how they're doin'. Like are they feelin' good? Are they happy? You know the important stuff. And they're groupin' these mothers based on who they like rootin' for. Its like rootin' for the Greenbow High School football team! The better they do the better their soccer team does. It's like magic but instead of magic it's community!

Harvard? Shrimp Boat?

Now some fancy folks from Harvard are helpin' out. Harvard! That's like Jenny goin' off to college. I wasn't smart enough for that but I did run real fast. These Harvard folks and even doctors from Real Madrid and Manchester United are helpin' this FC Mother thing. They're gonna start in Brazil and the United States. Places like San Diego New York and Omaha. Never been to Omaha but I reckon it's got some nice folks. This reminds me of Bubba and his shrimp business but insted of shrimp its mamas!

Stupid is as Stupid Does...But This Ain't Stupid!

The article says the United States ain't doin' so hot when it comes to takin' care of mothers. We're way down on the list! Lower than any other developed country they said. That's like losin' a ping pong match to those Chinese players. We gotta do better! That's why this FC Mother thing is important. It's about makin' sure mothers are happy and healthy. And they got Jennie Joseph coachin' Team USA. She's like a super midwife makin' sure everyone's doin' okay. This ain't stupid this is important!

That's All I Have to Say About That.

So they wanna prove that helpin' mothers feel good will make their lives better. They even got some fancy way of measurin' it somethin' called 'QUALYs.' It's like seein' Lieutenant Dan get his legs back...sort of. They wanna get even more soccer clubs involved in 2026. They think companies will wanna help 'em out because it's cheaper than fixin' things later. So if you see a mama who needs help just remember what Mama Gump said: 'Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.' But if we all pitch in maybe we can make sure those chocolates are all good ones. And thats all I have to say about that.