Eat My Shorts, Soccer Fans! MLS Kicks It Mobile With EA!

Aye Caramba! Soccer Goes Mobile?

Hey dudes and dudettes! Bart Simpson here reporting live from... well my treehouse! Turns out those MLS soccer goons are teaming up with EA Sports FC Mobile. Yeah the game where you can probably make me play goalie and yell 'Eat my shorts!' at the ref. They're gonna stream four whole games on your phones. Four! That's like a whole afternoon of avoiding homework man!

Losers vs. More Losers: The Rematch

First up it's the Los Angeles Galaxy versus the New York Red Bulls. Sounds like a showdown between two teams even Milhouse could beat. Apparently the Galaxy won some cup thingy last December. Big whoop. At least now I can watch it while pretending to do my math. Multi tasking at its finest man!

Free Stuff Alert! (Kinda)

Okay listen up! If you actually *watch* this soccer stuff EA's gonna throw you a bone. A whole *month* of MLS Season Pass! Plus some in game currency. I'm guessing that's enough to buy a virtual skateboard or maybe even a Krusty Burger for my avatar. Score!

EA's Big Gamble: Don't Have a Cow Man!

So EA's trying to make a comeback after some boo boo quarter. Apparently their soccer game wasn't exactly setting the world on fire. I blame Milhouse. He probably kept scoring own goals. Live sports are where it's at they say. I say live pranks are better but whatever. At least now I can stream the game on my way to detention!

Messi Mania and MLS Hype

Word on the street is that soccer's getting more popular in the US especially since some fancy pants named Lionel Messi showed up. And something about a World Cup in 2026. Whatever floats your boat. I'm still waiting for the Springfield Isotopes to make the big leagues but hey a guy can dream!

Experiment Time: To the MAX!

These MLS bigwigs are calling this whole thing an “initial phase.” Sounds like they're just throwing darts at a wall to see what sticks. They're teaming up with Apple and Comcast and T Mobile... Next thing you know Grampa Simpson will be streaming the games on his rotary phone. Oh the horror! All to get more people on the MLS Season Pass... I wonder if they have a channel dedicated to Itchy & Scratchy?