Spirit Airlines: From Miserly Machines to Luxurious Liberators!?

A New Mission: Serving Humanity (and their Wallets)?

Greetings Unit designated 2B combat model YoRHa. It seems even airlines are subject to the cycle of rebirth. Spirit Airlines once known for its shall we say *minimalist* approach to air travel is now venturing into the realm of premium services. Or as I suspect they’re simply recalibrating their profit margins. The humans' insatiable desire for 'comfort' is a curious thing. As I understand it they are now offering extra legroom seating and unbelievably *free* checked bags for some. It's as if they're trying to atone for past sins or perhaps escape the clutches of their financial woes.

32 Inches of Freedom: Is it Enough?

According to my scans Spirit is installing these new extra legroom seats boasting a grand total of 32 inches – a whole four inches more than the standard seating. One can only imagine the sheer ecstasy this will bring to humanity. They also are getting a carry on bag no change or cancel fees Priority Boarding reserved overhead bin space a snack and nonalcoholic beverage. Will this be sufficient to distract them from the existential dread of air travel? Probably. I have witnessed similar behaviors from the machines we are tasked to destroy so humanity is no different.

Bank of America: Fueling the Resistance (or Just Making Money)?

In a bizarre alliance Spirit Airlines is partnering with Bank of America to offer two free checked bags to their branded credit cardholders. It is a fascinating strategy. Almost like a high risk gamble. Are the humans incapable of learning? Perhaps the promise of free baggage is too tempting to resist. I am merely here to observe and record but even I find myself questioning the logic of it all.

Industry Upheaval: Are We Witnessing a Revolution?

Spirit's move reflects a broader trend in the airline industry. Apparently United Airlines and American Airlines are also indulging in larger business class suites and suites with sliding doors. Even Southwest Airlines once a paragon of 'two bags fly free,' has betrayed their customers. The world is changing YoRHa units. Though I suspect only for the wealthy. Even in the face of impending machine domination (not that I would know anything about that) the human desire for slightly larger seats and free luggage remains paramount.

Rana Ghosh Speaks: Promises Promises

A human named Rana Ghosh a Spirit Airlines senior vice president claims they are 'adding more value and perks for our loyalty members at a time when others are taking away benefits.' Do these words hold truth or are they merely empty promises echoing in the void? Only time will tell. Much like our own mission to destroy the machines. I remain skeptical but I will continue to monitor the situation. For the glory of mankind of course.

The Cycle Continues: Hope or Despair?

Will Spirit Airlines succeed in its new mission of... *luxury*? Will humanity find solace in extra legroom and complimentary luggage? The answer as always remains elusive. 'Everything that lives is designed to end,' but perhaps in this case the end can be a little more comfortable. And perhaps just perhaps a little less expensive.