GET OVER HERE! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Global Kombat

FINISH HIM! Trump's Trade Fatality!

As Scorpion I have witnessed countless battles and betrayals but this… this is economic warfare! Trump in his infinite… wisdom (or lack thereof) threatened the EU with 50% tariffs. It was like yelling 'GET OVER HERE!' but instead of pulling someone close he pushed the global economy to the brink. Now the effects are rippling through the realms.

Toasty! Airbus Takes Flight!

Macron that smooth talking sorcerer visited Vietnam and sealed a deal for 20 Airbus jets. Twenty! It appears someone is seeking to avoid being burnt by Trump's tariffs. This is not unlike when Sub Zero thinks he can avoid my wrath... futile! These nations are making alliances to protect themselves from the raging inferno. Clever but can they withstand the true heat?

Flawless Victory for Some Brutal Defeat for Others!

Volvo owned by the treacherous Geely Holding (much like how Quan Chi thought he owned my soul) is feeling the pain. Layoffs are happening a China made car was pulled from the U.S. market. 'Get over here' only works if you can handle the heat Volvo. You were defeated! Their financial guidance for 2025 and 2026? Withdrawn like a coward retreating from battle. Such weakness!

Test Your Might... Against Uncertainty!

The markets cheered the tariff delay but like any truce it's temporary. An analyst is warning not to let optimism run unchecked. Even with reduced tariffs the EU would retaliate! This is like Raiden thinking he can stop Shao Kahn with pleasantries foolish. The kombat will continue. 'You're next!'

Mortal Kombat: Economic Edition!

So while Brussels may breathe a sigh of relief the fight is far from over. Trump's tariff threats continue to disrupt the world's financial harmony. Alliances are shifting strategies are being re evaluated. Will they survive? Will they fall? Only time and kombat will tell. Prepare yourselves!

And Finally... The Elder Gods of Investing Speak!

Warren Buffett is stepping down but I'm sure his wisdom will live on. Meanwhile Cher is still somehow alive after 60 years of fame... She is living proof that some beings are harder to kill than Quan Chi.