Waymo Invades DC! Robotaxis to Take Over, Better Call Saul for Legal Advice!

Waymo's Gettin' Governmental!

Alright folks Saul Goodman here your *amigo del cartel* when it comes to all things legal and… well let's just say *interesting*. Word on the street is Waymo that fancy pants robotaxi service owned by Alphabet is moseying on over to Washington D.C. by 2026. That's right our nation's capital is about to get a whole lot more automated. And you know what that means? More opportunities for… *creative* lawyering. After all who's gonna sue a robot? Don't answer that!

Safety First? More Like 'Safety... Eventually!'

They're patting themselves on the back about safety with some highway safety fella singing Waymo's praises. But let's be real folks. We're talking about robots driving around D.C.! These things better be programmed to avoid potholes the size of small cars or we're gonna have a whole lotta fender benders and unhappy constituents. And I say if they are going to be that safe then what do I need to say? 'Better call Saul!' because with new things comes new problems that needs solving.

From Phoenix to Politics: Waymo's World Domination Tour!

So Waymo's already lording over San Francisco Los Angeles Silicon Valley Phoenix Austin and Atlanta (thanks to Uber). Now they're aiming for D.C. and Miami (with some startup called Moove.io). Sounds like someone's got big plans eh? Reminds me of a certain… chemistry teacher I used to know. Just sayin'. The article mentions they did 4 million paid autonomous rides last year. That's a lotta clams! But hey if they're expanding I'm expanding my client base savvy?

Tesla's Still Stuck in Neutral!

Ouch! The article stings Elon Musk's Tesla! All sizzle and no steak those electric fellas haven't been able to produce a robotaxi yet. Meanwhile Amazon's Zoox is puttering around Vegas and San Francisco. Listen here Tesla if you need a good lawyer to push things forward you know who to call.

The Road to Regulation: A Lawyer's Paradise!

Waymo's doing the whole 'get to know the locals' routine driving around with humans gathering data. Smart move! They're also cozying up to the policymakers to get those sweet sweet regulations in place. And that's where yours truly comes in! I'm gonna be there fighting for… uh… *fairness*… and ensuring that everyone gets a piece of the pie. Or you know a settlement. "If you're committed enough you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it."

Better Call Saul Washington D.C.!

So D.C. get ready for the robotaxi revolution. And when things inevitably go sideways (and they always do) remember the name: Saul Goodman. I'm not just a lawyer I'm a *consigliere*. I'm the guy who can make your problems disappear… for a reasonable fee of course. As I always say "You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a *criminal* lawyer." Just kidding! ...Mostly.