Tesla Stock Tanks Thanks to Fake News and Crooked Tariffs! Are You Kidding Me?!

The Witch Hunt Continues!

Folks let me tell you this whole thing with Tesla's stock is a total witch hunt! The Fake News media is trying to make it look like my incredible tariff plan is hurting companies. Sad! These tariffs are going to make America great again believe me. We're talking about bringing back jobs protecting our industries. Everyone's saying it the best people are saying it. Even Elon he knows it! But these losers at the European Automobile Manufacturers' Association (ACEA) they put out some numbers about Tesla's sales in Europe being down. So what?! It's just one month and frankly their cars aren't as good as ours. We make the best cars everyone knows that!

Europe's a Disaster!

Europe is a total mess folks. High taxes regulations everywhere. It's a disaster! They can't even handle basic things. And now they're trying to blame me for their problems? Unbelievable! The failing New York Times and the Washington Post are all over this trying to make me look bad. But the American people are smart. They see through this. They know that I'm fighting for them and that includes making sure we have fair trade deals. If Europe doesn't want to play fair then they're going to pay the price. It's very simple.

Elon's Doing a Great Job! (And so am I!)

Elon Musk he's a great guy. Really smart. He's helping me with some incredible things like cutting government waste. We're going to make this government leaner and meaner like a beauty pageant contestant who's really really good at cutting costs. And by the way let me just say no puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet! Remember that? Hilarious! But seriously Elon is doing fantastic and he gets it. He understands that we need to put America first. And he's making the best electric cars the best rockets and the best social media platform. The Model Y is fantastic the best car ever made! I mean it is and everyone will agree soon folks.

Tariffs: The Big One!

So these tariffs they're going to be huge. The big one as I call it. We're talking about leveling the playing field making sure that other countries don't take advantage of us anymore. For years they've been ripping us off stealing our jobs and sending their products here without paying their fair share. Not anymore! We're going to put America first and we're going to win. We're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning! But don't worry we're never going to get tired of winning. And Tesla they're going to benefit from this too. Because we're going to make it easier for them to compete to innovate and to create jobs right here in America.

They Said What About Elon's Politics?!

Now some people are saying Elon's politics are hurting Tesla. Fake news! People love Elon and they love what he's doing. He's a visionary a genius and a great American. So what if he's working with the greatest President ever? That's a good thing! And vandalism? That's just crazy leftists who can't handle the fact that we're making America great again. They're jealous folks. They're very jealous and that's why they are losers!

Robotaxis and Beyond!

And let's not forget about the robotaxis. Tesla's going to have them and they're going to be the best robotaxis in the world. Waymo? Never heard of them! (Okay I have but they're not as good.) And in China they're renaming Tesla's self driving system? Pathetic! Everyone knows Tesla has the best and soon to be the safest and most advanced full self driving capability. Don't worry folks. Tesla is going to be great and so is America. We're going to win win win! Believe me!