Eat My Shorts, Trump! Tesla's Rollercoaster Ride (Again!)

Tesla Stock: Ay Caramba!

Alright dudes and dudettes Bart Simpson here your favorite investigative reporter (besides Lisa of course). So Tesla stock's been doing the Macarena – one step forward two steps back! It was lookin' all sweet for a fourth day straight thanks to the whole Trump Musk bromance kinda cooling off. But then BAM! Afternoon hits and it's nose diving like Milhouse trying to skateboard. Still it's up over 10% this week so not a total 'don't have a cow man' moment.

Robotaxis: Are We There Yet?

Musk that crazy dude also says his robotaxis are gonna hit Austin Texas on June 22nd. Tentatively. Which knowing Musk could mean anything from 'totally happening' to 'oops maybe next year!' He even said the first driverless taxi's gonna cruise from the factory to some lucky customer's house on his birthday June 28th. Sounds like a plot straight outta Krusty's Sideshow Spectacular!

Musk Apologizes? I Didn't Do It!

In a move that's even more shocking than Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel getting together Musk actually said he regrets some of his Trump tweets. Said he went 'too far.' I'm like 'Whoa dude you're channeling your inner Lisa!' Maybe someone slipped him a 'be nice' pill? Or maybe he's just trying to avoid getting detention...from the government!

The Trump Musk Show: A Love Story?

Last week these two were at each other's throats faster than Nelson Muntz stealing lunch money! It all started when Musk called Trump's tax plan a 'disgusting abomination.' Ouch! That's harsher than Groundskeeper Willie finding out someone replaced his haggis with tofu. This feud threatened to bust up their whole deal which included Musk donating big bucks to Trump's campaign and even getting a gig trying to cut spending in some fancy government thing called DOGE. Seriously DOGE? Sounds like something Santa's Little Helper coughed up.

Tax Bill Blues: Disgusting Abomination!

So Musk hates Trump's tax plan calling it a 'disgusting abomination' because it'll make the deficit bigger than Homer's gut after a donut binge. That kicked off a Twitter war that got so heated Trump threatened to cancel government contracts with Musk's companies. This led to Tesla losing more market value than I lose marbles down the storm drain! Talk about a 'Bartman' level crisis!

Is This The End?

Who knows what's next in this crazy saga? Will Musk and Trump make up over a plate of chili dogs? Will robotaxis actually become a thing? Will I ever get my hands on a working skateboard? Stay tuned dudes and dudettes because this is one story that's definitely not gonna make me say 'I didn't do it!'...probably.