Why So Serious? BT's TNT Sports Stake Goes Up in Flames (of Profit!)

A Little Birdie Told Me... It's All Going According to Plan!

Alright chuckleheads gather 'round! Word on the street – and by street I mean the *Financial Times* boring I know – is that BT bless their cotton socks is about to hand over their half of TNT Sports to those Warner Bros. Discovery goons. Seems they're finally realizing that sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet… of ANARCHY! Of course Reuters couldn't confirm it. Probably too busy counting their pennies. Pathetic.

Next Week? Why Not Tonight?!

Oh the suspense! They say the deal could be announced as early as next week. Next week! Why wait? Let’s get this show on the road! Although waiting builds anticipation doesn't it? Like a perfectly timed punchline... or a well placed bomb. Hahaha! BT is reporting full year results next week! So lets see if they get a standing ovation or the usual BT treatment!

Ten Years of… What Exactly?

Ten years they say BT has been dabbling in this sports broadcasting malarkey. Ten years! And what have they got to show for it? A slightly shinier pile of cash? Snore. A deal like this would end BT's involvement in sports broadcasting after more than a decade says FT. What you thought I could care less? *laughs*

Nobody Panics When Things Go 'According to Plan.' Even Cable TV Businesses!

The whispers on the wind suggest media companies are scrabbling around trying to make sense of their pathetic cable TV businesses. Pathetic! Everyone is all about streaming and studios. This is where the REAL money is! Where one can control the narrative twist minds create… chaos! Hehe. I like that!

HBO Max: Coming to a City Near You (Probably to Corrupt Your Children)!

Ah yes Warner Bros. Discovery plans to unleash HBO Max on Britain Ireland Italy and Germany in 2026. More screens more distractions more opportunities to spread a little… mayhem. After all what is entertainment if not a carefully constructed lie designed to make you question everything? Huh?

Chaos is Fair: It's the Only Way!

So there you have it folks. Another cog in the machine crumbles. Another opportunity for a little… anarchy. Remember "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos." Now if you'll excuse me I have some very important clowning around to do. Why so serious?