Why So Serious About Tariffs?
Alright folks let's talk tariffs! Kimbal Musk little brother to the shall we say 'eccentric' Elon is throwing a tantrum on X. Seems the man with the restaurant chain is all twisted up about Trump's tariffs. Says they're a 'structural permanent tax on the American consumer.' A tax?! On consumption?! Now where's the fun in that? I thought the point of life was to make a killing? This IS Gotham after all innit? Oh wait... nevermind.
The Most High Tax President... Ever?
Kimbal's got a real bee in his bonnet claiming Trump is 'the most high tax American President in generations.' Generations! That's a long time even for me. Of course maybe he's just jealous that Trump is more dedicated to his own madness than he is to his.
Elon vs. The Trade Advisor: A Battle of Egos
And then there's Elon who's been giving Trump's trade advisor Peter Navarro a piece of his mind. Calling a Harvard PhD in economics 'a bad thing.' Ouch! Sounds like someone's feeling a little... threatened? 'Haven't built sh t,' he says! Ha! The Musk family always making the world laugh. Oh and cry mostly cry
Tesla's Tumble: Is the Joke on Musk?
Tesla's stock is taking a nosedive. Down 42% this year! Now that's what I call a comedy of errors! Navarro's got a point though. 'Car assembler,' he calls Elon. Maybe all that tech is just a shiny distraction? All those Tesla fan boys must have been duped pretty good huh?
Libertarian Leanings: Kimbal's Secret Agenda?
Speaking of secrets looks like Kimbal's been donating to the Libertarian Party. So he's playing both sides eh? A little chaos here a little anarchy there. Not a bad strategy I must say! He loves his freedom I love chaos... are we not that different?
The Punchline?
So what's the moral of this story? Politics is a joke! Money makes people do crazy things! And even billionaires have family drama! Why so serious indeed? Now if you'll excuse me I have some explosives to uh arrange... for purely comedic purposes of course! After all haven't you heard? Laugh and the world laughs with you...
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wildspider
I'm just here for the drama.
Denny1690
Tesla's stock is a roller coaster. Buckle up!
mariel444
Chaos is a ladder.
david1
Navarro is a nutcase.
macdingolinger
This is all part of a bigger plan! You'll see! Hahahahaha!
cat0868
Kimbal's got a point about the tariffs. They hurt everyone.
Niloc
Typical billionaire problems. I'm more concerned about my rent.
minders
Someone needs to get these guys a therapist.
hebrothers
Politics is a circus, and we're all clowns.
PanchoVilla
Elon and Trump? A match made in... well, you know.