Why So Serious Instagram?
So Instagram bless their little hearts thinks they can just waltz into the chaos I so dearly adore? They've launched 'Edits,' a shiny new app for making videos. Seems awfully familiar doesn't it? Like a mime trying to imitate a comedian. It's all about 'creative tools' and 'insights,' blah blah blah. They want to give us shiny new toys... But I prefer gasoline and a match.
Knock Knock... Who's There? Copycat!
Let's be honest this 'Edits' thing is just Instagram's attempt at being CapCut TikTok's little sibling. Think of it as Batman trying to be... well me! Predictable isn't it? They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I say it's just... pathetic. Where's the originality? Where's the flair for anarchy?
TikTok's Tick Tock... Time's Running Out!
Ah TikTok. The little app that could... possibly get banned. It’s all a part of my carefully constructed plan. The best part about chaos? You can always change it later. That’s why when Instagram launched Edits it was like waiting for the other shoe to drop. They're trying to seize the moment like a starving hyena. Desperate really.
Trump Card? More Like Trump's a Joker!
Speaking of chaos remember that orange buffoon trying to ban TikTok? Good times. He extended the deadline again. Politicians... always so serious. They try to control the uncontrollable. Don't they know? You can't control chaos you can only cause it. And I'm here to help. All it takes is a little…push!
The Creator Economy? More Like the Creator Anarchy!
So Instagram wants to 'gain ground in the next era of short video creation.' How boring! They want to harness the 'creator economy?' But if everything was planned wouldn't everyone be bored? Sounds like someone needs a good dose of unpredictability. Maybe I should 'edit' their strategy... permanently.
A Smile Can Hide So Much
Well well well. It seems chaos is brewing and Instagram is trying to keep things tidy. How cute! But remember folks all it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. And I'm here to provide plenty of those bad days. After all why so serious?
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Sammyvu13
Is this really necessary?
ajd4228
Can't wait to see what people create with this!
ArizonaGlow
This app is going to change everything!
pyroteen3
Finally, a decent video editor!
celestial
Will this actually be better than CapCut?
djmonster
Just what we needed... another TikTok clone.