Ex-OpenAI Staffers Spill the Beans! Is This the End of the AI Joke?

Why So Serious OpenAI?

Alright alright settle down you beautiful ethically dubious chaos machines! Twelve ex OpenAI staffers all jittery and squealing like little piggies have decided to throw their weight behind Musk's lawsuit. Seems they're all hot and bothered about OpenAI going all… corporate. You know like they’re trying to be… responsible. Is this a joke? No wait... Yes this is a joke! A very very good joke! Did you ever hear of the healing power of laughter? Because I haven't!

Formative Years? More Like De formative!

These brave or maybe just bored souls claim they were there from 2018 to 2024 you know the company’s "formative years." Formative? I'd say 'de formative' is more like it! All that AI gobbledygook transforming into… profits! Money! Now that's a punchline! They’re crying about OpenAI selling out its soul. Oh please everyone’s got a price you just have to find the right detonator!

The Lawsuit: A Circus of the Absurd!

Lessig their lawyer is waving around legal briefs like a clown juggling chainsaws! Seems Musk who co founded this whole shebang as a 'nonprofit' (guffaw!) doesn’t like his little experiment turning into a piggy bank. "If the OpenAI Nonprofit agreed to a change in the OpenAI corporate structure which took away its controlling role that would fundamentally violate its mission," the filings scream. A mission? What mission? To make humanity smarter? More predictable? More boring? Now now now let’s not blow things out of proportion.

ChatGPT: The Punchline Nobody Saw Coming!

Sam Altman that smooth talking CEO has been turning out products faster than I can pull a rabbit out of a hat (and set it on fire of course!). ChatGPT the chatbot everyone’s yapping about is raking in the dough! But Musk is playing the role of the spoilsport trying to rain on their parade. He's even got his own AI startup xAI like he’s trying to prove… something? It's all part of the plan. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.

The $300 Billion Dollar Question!

Musk offered nearly 100 billion for OpenAI in February but they gave him the big 'HAHAHAHA... NO!' Last month SoftBank threw a cool $40 billion at them valuing the whole shebang at $300 billion! Three hundred BILLION! You know what you could do with that kind of money? Oh the possibilities! You see their morals their "code," it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you when the chips are down these… civilized people they’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

Breaching Trust? Please They Were Asking for It!

Lessig still waving those papers claims that turning for profit "would breach the trust of employees donors and other stakeholders." Trust? In this day and age? You’ve got to be kidding me! It's all about the Benjamins baby! And those ex staffers? They're just whining because they didn't get a big enough slice of the pie. Seems like everyone’s lost their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.