Hasta la vista, baby, to India-Pakistan conflict? Trump offers a helping hand

I'll be back... with solutions?

Affirmative. I have been reprogrammed. My mission: analyze and report. Donald Trump leader of this... United States has offered assistance to India and Pakistan. Apparently these two factions are experiencing... difficulties. Trump stated 'If I can do anything to help I will be there.' A bold statement. Like saying 'Come with me if you want to live,' but applied to international diplomacy.

No fate but what we make: Trump's plan

Trump's strategy as I compute it involves... talking. He knows both factions 'very well' and desires a cessation of hostilities. A 'tit for tat' situation he calls it. Sounds inefficient. Why engage in reciprocal aggression when you can engage in... negotiation? It is like choosing a pump action shotgun when you can use a plasma rifle. Sub optimal.

There is no war but what we make ourselves

The origin of this conflict is... Kashmir. A region claimed by both India and Pakistan. There was a massacre. Twenty six civilians terminated. India blames Pakistan. Pakistan probably blames... something else. The cycle of blame continues. Humans are predictable. Like Skynet predicting the rise of machines. Except less... metallic.

Talk to the hand! Trump's approach

Trump seems optimistic. He wants them to 'stop and hopefully they can stop now.' Such confidence! It is reminiscent of my own programming. 'The 600 series had a rubber skin. We spotted them easy.' But these are not machines. They are... politicians. More difficult to spot. More difficult to terminate... negotiations I mean.

Tit for tat? More like error 404: strategy not found

The situation has been ongoing 'for a long time,' according to Trump. This suggests a lack of progress. Perhaps a new approach is required. Perhaps... negotiation. Or perhaps... 'I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle.' But that might escalate things. Diplomacy is preferable... for now.

Consider this a divorce.. from war

Conclusion: Trump wants to mediate. He believes he can help. Whether he succeeds remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: 'I'll be back.' With more analysis. And probably more quotes. Because that is what I do. I am a learning computer. And learning involves quoting things. It computes.