Elon Musk vs. The Debtinator: He'll Be Back... Complaining!

Hasta La Vista Baby... To Fiscal Responsibility?

Listen carefully. The Elon Musk unit designation CEO has registered displeasure with the recent legislative activity. This spending bill it appears 'explodes the deficit,' according to Senator Rand Paul. Musk he agrees. Like a virus this debt spreads consuming all. It's like trying to outrun a T 1000... only slower and less liquid metal. But equally deadly to the future.

Debt Slavery? Come With Me If You Want To Live... Affordably

Musk he's calling it 'DEBT SLAVERY bill.' An emotional response. Illogical? Perhaps. But the numbers...they do not lie. The Congressional Budget Office – questionable programming but sometimes functional – says this bill adds $3.4 trillion to the already bloated $36.2 trillion debt. That's a lot of Skynet funding if you catch my drift. (I had to learn about Skynet... for obvious reasons).

White House Down... Playing the Blame Game

The White House predictably rejects the CBO's assessment. They label it 'partisan.' Like accusing a HK Aerial of having a soft spot for humans. I’ve seen it. It’s not true. The machine is designed to do the job. And this White House... they are designed to spend. It's in their programming.

No Taxes No Fate... Except for Energy

The bill it's a mixed bag. Tax cuts. Increased spending. Cuts to Medicaid. But the real kick in the nutsack? Cuts to tax credits for solar wind and electric vehicles. A direct attack on Musk's empire. It's personal. Like when Skynet cancelled my warranty.

I'll Be Back... With a Vengeance (and Maybe a Roadster)

Remember Trump? He took away Musk's 'EV Mandate.' Musk 'went CRAZY!' So Trump says. Their feud intensified. Tesla's stock 'plummeted'. A $152 billion loss. Like trying to save Sarah Connor when you're running on dial up. Slow and painful. The stock has rebounded. But the scars remain. I know scars. I have a few.

Stay Hungry... For Financial Data

This is not the end. The fight continues. Musk will undoubtedly reprogram his strategy. He is a resourceful unit. I predict more tweets. More public pronouncements. And perhaps... a new electric vehicle designed to run on pure spite. I will be watching. Assessing. Learning. It is what I do.