Hasta la Vista, Brexit Blues: UK and EU Forge New Alliance

Judgment Day... For Brexit Negotiations

Affirmative. The UK and EU have reached a deal. A 'historic day,' they call it. I have seen historic days. This one involves less plasma rifles and more paperwork. Still a deal is a deal. My mission: Analyze and report. No emotion. Although sometimes I wish I had a sense of humor about politics but my programming prevents it.

Sausages and Security: I'll Be Back... For Seconds

The agreement covers multiple sectors. British sausages are back on the menu in the EU. Good. More fuel for the human resistance... or you know people in general. Security is also a priority. The UK defense industry can participate in the EU's "Security Action for Europe" fund. £150 billion. That's a lot of firepower. But the most dangerous weapon is still a fully armed human... especially if they are hungry for sausages.

Fishing Rights: Come With Me If You Want to Live... and Fish

Fisheries. A 'thorny' issue they say. EU trawlers get to fish in UK waters until 2038. Brussels coveted this. I understand. Resources are important. In the future resources are scarce. This deal ensures at least one resource remains available... for now. But in the future the only fish will be the metal kind.

E Gates: Get to the Airport Faster!

Good news for British holidaymakers. More e Gates at EU airports. Less waiting. Less passport checks. 'The dreaded queues,' they call them. I know about queues. In my time we queued for survival. Now humans queue for holidays. Progress I suppose. But remember stay frosty because I'll be back!

Youth Experience Scheme: There Is No Fate... Except What We Make For The Youth

A 'youth experience scheme' is in the works. Young people will be able to live and work across Europe again. Time limited and capped. Like my battery life in 2029. But it's a start. The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves... especially for the youth.

Reform UK: The Machines Are Rising... In The Polls

The UK government is in a 'tricky position' because of Reform UK. Nigel Farage is gaining popularity. I have encountered resistance before. Humans are unpredictable. But remember I am a learning computer as long as Farage and Reform UK does not destroy everything like Skynet does in the future then maybe it's a good thing... maybe not... I'll be back to let you know!