Farquaad's Feast Fiasco: DoorDash Gobbles Up Deliveroo!

What in the Name of Duloc?

Well gather 'round you swamp dwellers 'cause I've got news that's stinkier than a pile of dragon dung! Turns out that fancy pants British food delivery service Deliveroo is gettin' hitched. And not to Princess Fiona mind you. They're sayin' 'I do' to some American fella called DoorDash. Now I ain't one to judge a book by its cover but this whole thing smells fishier than a week old salmon.

Billions You Say?

They're slingin' around numbers that would make even Rumpelstiltskin blush! Apparently this DoorDash fella is payin' somethin' like £2.9 billion for Deliveroo. That's more than all the gold in Duloc's treasury! Makes a simple ogre like me wonder what all the fuss is about. Can't they just deliver the grub without all the hullabaloo?

My Swamp or Theirs?

This Deliveroo they must be pretty desperate to let go off this huge amount of cash. Like Donkey always says: 'choose me pick me please please choose me!'. But DoorDash should be careful because if they are not carefull next thing you know they'll be sharing a swamp.

The Plot Thickens (Like Onion Soup!)

Now this is fresh news so the details are still comin' in faster than Donkey chasin' a waffle. But you can bet your britches I'll be keepin' an eye on this whole shebang. After all an ogre's gotta eat and I'm not about to let some fancy schmancy corporation mess with my dinner plans!

Ogres are Like Onions!

This means that more people can enjoy even more types of food you know like onions. This means that more layers will be present and more people are gonna cry!

Stay Tuned Swamp Things!

So there you have it folks. The food delivery world is shakin' like a gingerbread man in an earthquake. Stay tuned to this here news outlet and I'll keep ya posted on all the swamp worthy developments. After all somebody's gotta keep an eye on these things and who better than the ogre who knows a thing or two about protectin' his territory... and his dinner!