What in Tarnation?! Trump and Musk's Swamp Showdown!

Somebody Once Told Me The World Was Gonna Roll Me...

Well butter my biscuits and call me a Donkey what in tarnation is going on here?! It seems these fancy city folk are at it again stirring up more trouble than a dragon in heat. Seems that Trump fella and Musk character are having a right ol' spat. Apparently Musk's gone and started his own 'American Party.' Trump's calling it a 'train wreck.' Honestly sounds like Tuesday back at my swamp.

Third Party? More Like Third Wheel!

Trump's saying this 'American Party' is just gonna cause disruption and chaos. He reckons it's always been a two party system and that's that. Reminds me of when Donkey tried to join Fiona and me on our honeymoon. Some things just ain't meant to be eh?

Electric Slide... Right Off a Cliff?

Now this is where it gets interesting. Seems like there's some fuss over 'Electric Vehicle Mandates.' Trump's saying Musk wanted everyone to buy an electric car and he put a stop to tax credits for those fancy things. Apparently he even warned Musk about this during his campaign. 'It was in every speech I made and in every conversation I had,' Trump says. Sounds like someone's got a case of the 'selective hearing' disease!

Bromance Gone Swampy

Hold on to your pitchforks! It seems these two used to be thicker than thieves or at least thicker than mud in my swamp. Musk apparently spent millions sponsoring Trump's re election and Trump even put Musk in charge of something called DOGE – Department of Government Efficiency. Makes me wonder if they were trying to train the government like a pack of wild donkeys.

Tesla Troubles? Not on My Watch!

Now some fancy CEO named James Fishback is hopping mad saying Musk's new party is a conflict of interest with his job at Tesla. He even postponed some investment thingy called 'Azoria Tesla Convexity ETF.' Good grief can't these folks just settle things with a good ol' pie eating contest? Or maybe a mud wrestling match? Now that I'd pay to see.

Ogres Have Layers Politicians Have...Well...

So there you have it folks. Another day another swamp full of drama. Trump and Musk are at each other's throats there's talk of electric cars and tax credits and some poor CEO is pulling his hair out. Makes you appreciate a simple life in the swamp doesn't it? Now if you'll excuse me I hear Donkey's trying to teach the Dragon how to play chess. Wish me luck... I'm gonna need it. It's all ogre now!