Yo Adrian! Trump's Throwin' Punches in the Phone Biz with 'Trump Mobile'!

Gonna Fly Now... Into the Wireless World?

Yo Adrian! You ain't gonna believe this. Seems like everyone's gettin' into the fight game even… well you know who. The Trump Organization just announced they're slingin' a new phone plan called 'Trump Mobile.' And get this they got a phone too the 'T1.' It's like they're sayin' 'I must break you… with unlimited data!' It's all set to drop in September. I'm tellin' ya the world keeps changin' but some folks just keep swingin'.

The '47 Plan': Is It a Knockout or a Low Blow?

This '47 Plan' costs $47.45 a month. Unlimited talk text data plus roadside assistance? Sounds like a good deal. But then I heard it also comes with 'Telehealth and Pharmacy Benefit'. I'm no doctor but ain't that like Apollo Creed tryin' to teach me how to dance? Still I guess everyone needs a little help sometimes even if it ain't from Mickey. But is it better than Verizon or Mint Mobile? Hmmm now that's a real fight!

A Phone Fit For a Champ... Or Just Someone Who Plays One on TV?

This 'T1' phone looks like it's gold plated with an American flag on it. Talk about showin' your colors! They even slapped 'Make America Great Again' on it. It's like wearin' your championship belt everywhere you go. 6.8 inch screen fancy cameras enough memory to remember all my fights… not bad. But does it have heart? Does it have that eye of the tiger? That's what really matters Adrian!

License to Bill: The Art of the Deal… Or Just a Good Deal?

Now here's the thing that gets me. It's all a 'licensing agreement.' They ain't actually makin' the phones or runnin' the service. It's like me sellin' the rights to my life story but not actually livin' it. Seems kinda… odd right? But hey the man made 8 million bucks this year from these deals. Guess he knows what he's doin'. Maybe I should license 'Rocky' shampoo or somethin'.

Customer Service? More Like 'Security Reasons'!

They brag about US based customer service. That's great! But when someone called to ask where the call center is they said 'security reasons'! Security reasons? For a phone company? That's like Apollo Creed tellin' me his training secrets are classified! I'm tellin' ya sometimes this world makes less sense than Paulie's love life.

Is Trump Mobile Gonna Go the Distance? Time Will Tell Yo.

So there you have it. Trump Mobile. It's a new contender in the wireless ring. Will it go the distance? Will it get knocked out in the first round? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: it's gonna be a fight. And remember what I always say Adrian: 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.' Now where's my steak?