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Rocky Balboa weighs in on a White House advisor comparing tariff price hikes to a meteorite hitting Earth, finding it a bit of a stretch, just like Apollo Creed in 'Rocky II'. image

Yo Adrian, Trump's Tariffs Ain't No Meteor Strike!

Tue 08 July, 2025 16:24
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Devastating floods in Texas claim nearly 90 lives, including many from a girls' summer camp. Search and rescue efforts continue as authorities investigate warning systems and camp preparedness. It's a real eye-opener, ya know? image

Yo Adrian! Texas Flood Turns Tragedy into a Knockout Punch for Families!

Mon 07 July, 2025 17:48
3 minutes to read

Rocky Balboa reports on how Wall Street faces a week of trade policy tests amidst Trump's tariff deadlines and earnings reports. Looks like it's gonna be a real 'eye of the tiger' kinda week! image

Yo, Adrian! Wall Street's Trade Tension Tango is 'Bout to Get Spicy!

Sun 06 July, 2025 20:54
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Rocky Balboa breaks down Wall Street's dependence on trade news and earnings reports this week, with a touch of humor and boxing metaphors, just like life, it's all about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. image

Yo Adrian! Wall Street's in a Trade Tension Rumble!

Sun 06 July, 2025 20:54
3 minutes to read

Sam Altman, the big cheese at OpenAI, says he's politically homeless 'cause the Democrats ain't pumpin' up the innovation and entrepreneurship like they used to. He wants more folks makin' the big bucks and spreadin' the wealth around, kinda like givin' everyone a shot at the title! image

Yo Adrian! Even OpenAI's Boss Feels Like He's Fightin' Alone in the Political Ring!

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:50
2 minutes to read

Rocky Balboa reports on the French air traffic controller strike causing flight cancellations and passenger headaches, just as summer vacations kick off. image

Yo Adrian! French Air Traffic Controllers Strike Like Apollo Creed!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:05
2 minutes to read

House Republicans are duking it out over Trump's tax-and-spending bill, and it's lookin' like a real ten-rounder. image

Yo Adrian! Trump's Megabill Fightin' For Survival in the House!

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:58
3 minutes to read

Rocky Balboa reports on the unexpected contraction in private sector hiring, questioning the economy's strength and leaving investors punch-drunk. image

Yo Adrian! The Economy Took a Dive! Job Market Gets Knocked Out!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:23
3 minutes to read

The Bay Area's Clipper card system went down for the count, leaving commuters riding free. It's like Apollo Creed handing me an opportunity, but instead of a title fight, it's just a free ride to work! image

Yo Adrian! San Francisco Gives Away Free Rides! Clipper Card System K.O.'d!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:31
2 minutes to read

Rocky Balboa reports on Jim Cramer's take on how young investors are shaking up the stock market with their love for bold, new ideas. image

Yo Adrian! Cramer Says Young Bucks Are Running Wild on Wall Street!

Mon 30 June, 2025 23:07
2 minutes to read