Rocky Balboa reports on potential pullbacks for tech giants like Microsoft and Netflix, while UnitedHealth Group and Church & Dwight might be ready for a comeback. It's like a stock market brawl out there, Adrian!
Rocky Balboa reports on potential pullbacks for tech giants like Microsoft and Netflix, while UnitedHealth Group and Church & Dwight might be ready for a comeback. It's like a stock market brawl out there, Adrian!

Gonna Fly Now? Or Gonna Fall Flat?

Yo Adrian! It's your favorite palooka Rocky here to talk about somethin' I know a little about: comebacks. Seems like these stocks they been trainin' hard pumpin' iron and climbin' them steps like I used to do! But now some folks are sayin' they might be runnin' outta steam. They call it somethin' fancy like 'overbought,' but it just means they might need a breather like after a tough round with Apollo Creed.

Microsoft and Meta: The Italian Stallions of Tech?

These big tech companies like Microsoft and Meta they're pumpin' money into this artificial intelligence stuff. They're buildin' these data centers even with them tariffs hangin' over their heads like a jab from Drago. Now I ain't no tech expert Adrian but it sounds like they're bettin' big. And after their latest results seems like they might be right. But this RSI thing it's sayin' Microsoft might be gettin' a little winded even though them analysts think it can keep climbin'. It's like that feelin' when Mickey tells you 'One more round!' even when you feel like you're gonna collapse!

The RSI: The Eye of the Tiger... or the Eye Roll?

So this 'RSI,' or whatever it's like a scorecard for stocks. If it's over 70 they're sayin' it's 'overbought,' like you bought too many cheesesteaks and now you gotta loosen your belt. If it's under 30 they're 'oversold,' like nobody wants your leftover cheesesteaks. See even stocks are like people Adrian they got their ups and downs. Like me and Adrian... but that's another story.

Palantir's High Flyin' and Netflix's Marathon

Palantir this company it's been takin' off like a rocket. Up over 64 percent! But the experts are sayin' it might be headed for a crash landing. Netflix they're on a record streak but RSI shows they need a break. It's like when I went 15 rounds with Apollo the first time I was on a roll but I sure as heck needed a nap after.

UnitedHealth and Church & Dwight: Down But Not Out!

Now on the other side of the ring you got UnitedHealth Group and Church & Dwight the baking soda guys. They're lookin' kinda beat up seein' as that UnitedHealth got hit with them higher medical costs. But like Mickey always said 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but how hard you can get hit and keep movin' forward.' They might be down but they ain't out Adrian! They just gotta find their Eye of the Tiger again!

It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over!

So what's the bottom line Adrian? Well this stock market it's just like life. It's full of surprises ups and downs and enough twists and turns to make your head spin. Just remember even if these tech stocks take a punch they can always get back up. And maybe just maybe those oversold stocks are about to make a comeback. 'Cause like I always say 'It ain't over 'til it's over!' Now I'm gonna go grab a cheesesteak. You want one Adrian?


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    ap73870
    5/25/2025 7:39:58 PM

    Rocky should be a financial advisor!

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    buildup
    5/20/2025 4:13:26 PM

    Microsoft is too big to fail! It'll bounce back.

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    Torrie
    5/17/2025 12:07:01 PM

    This is way more entertaining than the regular news. Keep it up!

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    Cjordan
    5/13/2025 12:15:49 AM

    Adrian! You're a good luck charm for Rocky!

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    aanessa
    5/3/2025 2:54:05 PM

    It ain't over til it's over! Great advice, Rock!