Gonna Fly Now... or Gonna Flop?
Yo Adrian lemme tell ya this ain't no feel good movie see? China's gettin' back at the US with a 34% tariff on all them goods comin' in. Seems like Trump started it with his tariffs earlier this week. China's sayin' 'Hey Uncle Sam knock it off! Let's talk like civilized people equal and respectful ya know?' But it sounds like both sides are just yellin' 'Yo Adrian!' at each other from across the ring!
Eye of the Tiger? More Like Eye of the Storm!
These tariffs ain't no joke Adrian. China's callin' the US tariffs 'inconsistent with international trade rules'. They’re sayin' it's hurtin' their interests messin' with the global economy and even makin' the production line wobble like I do after 15 rounds with Apollo. It's like goin' the distance but nobody's winnin'. Even Paulie could see this ain't good!
Unreliable Entities? Sounds Like My Old Dodge!
And get this Adrian China's got a 'naughty list' now! They added 11 US firms to their 'unreliable entities list.' Sounds like a bunch of guys who couldn't pay back Mickey! They're also controllin' exports on some rare earth stuff. Think of it like takin' away Apollo's special gloves before the big fight. Dirty pool if you ask me!
WTO? More Like 'Whoa This Trade War's Outta Control!'
China's even runnin' to the World Trade Organization Adrian complainin' that the US tariffs are breakin' all the rules. It's like me tellin' the ref that Drago's punches are harder than advertised! Trump though he's on his social media sayin' China's 'panicked'! Seems like everyone's throwin' accusations like jabs but nobody's landin' a knockout blow.
Gonna Fly Now... or Gonna Flop? (Part 2)
All this fightin' is gonna mess with a trade relationship worth billions Adrian! Some experts are sayin' China might start lookin' for new friends to trade with. It's like me havin' to find a new butcher 'cause Gazzo's gettin' too greedy. China's also tryin' to pump up their own economy. Like gettin' back in shape so i can step back in the ring with Apollo.
Markets Down for the Count!
The stock market's takin' a beatin' Adrian. It's like watchin' me get pummeled by Clubber Lang! Seems like these tariffs are makin' everyone nervous about inflation and the economy. Stocks are droppin' faster than I dropped Mickey's keys that one time. Even Europe's gettin' hit! It's a global rumble and nobody's safe Adrian! This ain't about winnin' it's about survivin' the distance! That's how winnin' is done!
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JStull8454
This is worse than when Apollo died!
almasgurl
This whole thing is just a big mess.
easywin
Adrian, we need to invest in gold!
reading123
Is this gonna affect my cheesesteaks?!
theanine
Hope this doesn't mean I have to pay more for my Chinese takeout.
jenoby
Someone needs to train these politicians like Mickey trained Rocky.
chart1re2use
Just keep punching, Rocky! That's what you always say!
annieh
I miss Mickey. He would know what to do.
voidswife
Yo, Rocky, any advice for surviving this economic knockout?
roytoy777
Trump really knows how to stir things up, doesn't he?