Trump's Nuclear Tweetstorm: Is He Okay, Chat? Reacting to Medvedev's Spicy Takes!

OMG Did Someone Say 'Nuclear'? Hold My Boba!

Okay okay chat so I'm scrolling through my feed right? And I see THIS. Apparently former President Trump is having a bit of a Twitter… I mean 'Truth Social' moment with Dmitry Medvedev the former Russian President. Medvedev was like throwing shade about how maybe some countries are just READY to hand over nuclear weapons to Iran because of the U.S. strikes. Like what is going ON?! Someone get me some copium.

Trump's Response: 'N Word' and 'The Boss'?!

And Trump's response? Peak Trump. He's all 'Did he REALLY say that? Let me know IMMEDIATELY!' Then he drops the 'N word' – which he clarifies is 'Nuclear' – and says it shouldn't be treated so casually. Okay valid. But then he goes on about how amazing our nuclear submarines are and… wait for it… calls Putin 'THE BOSS.' THE BOSS?! Is this a geopolitical thriller or a really bizarre reality show? I'm getting serious second hand embarrassment... cringing so hard right now!

Obliterated? Or Just a Scratch? The IAEA Weighs In

So Trump and some Defense Secretary dude are bragging about how they 'obliterated' Iran's nuclear ambitions. Sounds pretty serious right? But then the International Atomic Energy Agency is like 'Nah we didn't detect any increase in radiation levels.' So did they obliterate it or just give it a stern talking to? This is so confusing chat. My brain is hurting more than after a 12 hour stream! I need a nap.

Medvedev's Revenge: Nobel Peace Prize? More Like Nobel 'Please No!'

Medvedev wasn't done oh no. He basically roasted Trump for allegedly dragging the US into another war and said there's NO WAY he's getting a Nobel Peace Prize. Ouch! Savage. Though let's be real with how things are a Nobel Peace Prize might just be a participation trophy at this point! Also it looks like this guy Medvedev is ready to throw hands.

Putin's Two Cents: Unprovoked Aggression... With Russian Assistance?

Of course Putin had to chime in too calling the U.S. military action 'absolutely unprovoked aggression' and saying Russia is helping the Iranian people. Translation: 'We're totally not involved but we're also totally involved.' It's like when I 'accidentally' snipe someone in Fortnite… repeatedly. 'Oops didn't mean to!'

The Plot Thickens: Russia's Denials and the 'Other Countries' Clause

Medvedev then backtracks (sort of) saying Russia isn't going to supply nuclear weapons to Iran. But then he adds 'Other countries might – that's what was said.' So is he stirring the pot or just dropping truth bombs? Honestly I'm starting to think everyone needs a chill pill and a group therapy session. Can we get Dr. Phil on this situation ASAP?