Believe It! General Mills and Kraft Heinz are Ditching the Artificial Colors!

Dattebayo! The Mission Begins!

Alright listen up future Hokages! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live! It seems like those big shot food companies General Mills and Kraft Heinz are finally getting serious! They're starting a mission a big one to remove those weird artificial colors from our food! Believe it! It's like they're finally realizing ramen isn't the only thing we should be eating! Ha!

Cheerios and Colorless Chaos!

General Mills is saying they'll have all the artificial colors gone from their U.S. stuff by the end of 2027. That's like forever from now but hey at least they're trying! And get this they're even getting rid of the fake colors in cereals and foods for schools by summer 2026. Talk about protecting the little ninja in training! It seems 85% of what they sell is already without the fake stuff though! Better late than never I say!

Kennedy Jr.'s Rasengan of Righteousness!

Turns out this all started brewing when Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decided to use his own version of Rasengan to blast those synthetic food dyes out of here! He wants to help fight things like obesity. See even grown ups can learn a thing or two about healthy eating! Who knew?!

Kraft Heinz Joins the Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Kraft Heinz is jumping on the bandwagon too! They're saying no more new products with those fake colors starting right now! And they're aiming to get rid of the artificial stuff from the old stuff by 2027 as well. It's like a Shadow Clone Jutsu of good intentions! Awesome!

My Ninja Way: Healthier Food Believe It!

This whole thing reminds me of my ninja way: Never giving up! It might take time but these companies are finally making a real change. And that’s something worth believing in! Now if only they’d start making ramen that’s actually healthy! Hehe!

The Hokage's Seal of Approval (Almost)!

So there you have it! General Mills and Kraft Heinz are trying to be better. It's a start and I Naruto Uzumaki future Hokage am cautiously optimistic! Just gotta keep an eye on them like Kakashi sensei watching over us! Believe it!