Believe It! BRICS Summit Condemns Tariffs and... Whoa, No Rasengan on Trump?!

Dattebayo! BRICS Gets Together But Xi's a No Show?

Alright alright listen up! So the bigshots from the BRICS countries had a summit which is like a super important ninja meeting for countries. But get this – China's main dude Xi Jinping didn't show up! First time since forever! It's like if I Naruto Uzumaki suddenly decided I was too cool for ramen! Something's fishy believe it!

Tariffs? More Like Trouble iffs!

These BRICS folks are all riled up about tariffs which are like... hidden traps laid out by sneaky enemies! They're saying these things mess up trade and make everything uncertain. I feel that ya know? Like when I try a new jutsu and it ends up summoning a flock of chickens instead of a toad! Unexpected and definitely a problem!

Lula's Wisdom: Peace > War Believe It!

Brazil's President Lula he's got the right idea! He said it's easier to spend money on war than on peace. And that’s the truth! It's like choosing between training to be Hokage and just chilling with a bowl of ramen all day. One helps everyone and the other... well it’s ramen. But still peace is better!

Iran's Foreign Minister: A Shadow Clone in Rio!

So things are getting spicy with Iran and their President couldn't make it after some... uh... *explosive* events! Sent his Foreign Minister instead. He's saying everyone needs to tell Israel to chill out calling their actions an 'invasion.' Man world politics is more complicated than figuring out Sakura's feelings for Sasuke! It’s giving me a headache believe it!

Avoiding the Trump Card: Smart Move BRICS!

Word on the street is that Brazil's trying to keep things cool because they don't want to get on the bad side of this Trump guy! Apparently he's threatening to slap 100% tariffs on everyone if they mess with the dollar! 100%! That's like... a thousand shadow clones worth of trouble! Smart to play it safe dattebayo!

BRICS Expansion: More Friends More Power... or More Problems?

BRICS is getting bigger adding new members like they're recruiting for a giant ninja squad! Brazil's trying to get everyone on the same page but with so many different countries it's like trying to coordinate a group project with a bunch of knuckleheads who only want to do things their own way! Hope they don't end up fighting like me and Sasuke back in the day! Believe it!