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Two guys got caught tryin' to steal treasures with fake promises! They're goin' to jail, and I'm gonna eat! image

Shishishi! Crypto Crooks Busted! More Meat for the Marines!

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:30
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Luffy here! Reporting on how Robinhood's doing some weird stuff with fake stocks of OpenAI and SpaceX, and the big shots are scratching their heads. Is it treasure or just a big ol' trap? image

Shishishi! Robinhood's Treasure or Perilous Waters? CEO Says 'Who Needs Real Equity Anyway?'

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
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Luffy reports on the Robinhood CEO's defense of their tokenized shares, raising questions about whether they're real equity or just a clever trick! image

Shishishi! Robinhood's Stock Tokens: Are They Treasure or Just Shiny Trinkets?

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
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Tesla's stock price took a dive after Elon Musk announced the formation of his new political party, leaving investors feeling a bit... seasick! image

Shishishi! Elon Musk's New Political Party Makes Tesla Stock Go Wobbly!

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:56
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Luffy here, reporting on how China's stocks are acting funny and some pirates...err, investors are playing it safe! High dividends, anyone? image

SHISHISHI! China Stocks are Getting Weird! Time to Eat More Meat!

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:37
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Luffy here! A financial expert says to grab more treasure...err, stocks! Forget the same old island, explore new ones like energy and real estate! And don't forget the tasty high-yield bonds! image

SHISHISHI! Time to Re-Risk Like a Pirate King! Stocks are Treasures!

Fri 04 July, 2025 11:39
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Luffy reports on the almost-but-not-quite-disaster of potential Vietnam tariffs, wondering if it's treasure or just a tricky mirage on the Grand Line! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariff Tumble: Vietnam Trade Deal? Meat on the Bone or Just a Bone?

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:53
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Luffy here, reporting on this 'tax cut' thingy. Seems like only the rich get the real meat on the bone! Let's see if we can find some hidden treasure in this mess! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tax Cut Treasure: A Pirate King's Take on Taxes!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:17
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Cantor Fitzgerald says Rigetti Computing stock is like finding a One Piece treasure map, pointing to a future of quantum riches, even if it's still a 'years away' adventure! image

SHISHISHI! Quantum Treasure Discovered! Rigetti Stock Sets Sail for Straw Hat Riches!

Wed 02 July, 2025 11:03
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AeroVironment plans to sell stock and notes to pay off debt and make more drones! Can they keep flying high, or will they crash like Usopp trying to land? image

Shishishi! AeroVironment's Stock Takes a Gum-Gum Dive! More Meat for the Crew?

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:26
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