Shishishi! Elon Musk's New Political Party Makes Tesla Stock Go *Wobbly!*

Meat on the Bone or Just Hot Air Balloons?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting from the Grand Line... I mean the financial news! Seems like that Elon Musk guy you know the one who makes those super fast cars that aren't powered by cola decided to start a political party. He's calling it the "America Party." Sounds kinda like the food stalls I find on adventure islands! He says it'll focus on a few important places to make sure laws are good for everyone. Like ensuring there’s always enough meat on the bone for everyone to eat! Shishishi!

Elon vs. the World Government... I Mean Politicians!

But get this investors are all like *'Whoa there Musk! Stick to making cars!'* They're worried that him getting all tangled up with politics is bad for Tesla. It's like Nami getting mad at me for using all our treasure on… well meat! Apparently Musk used to be chummy with some other bigwig but now they are fighting like Zoro and Sanji do on the ship! I don't know why they are doing that. A fight over meat? It's for me!

The Gum Gum Stock Drop!

Because of all this political hullabaloo Tesla's stock did a *Gum Gum Rocket* downwards! It's like when I try to control my powers after eating too much! Investors are feeling seasick I bet. They're probably wishing Musk would just stick to building cool cars and rockets instead of trying to change the whole world... or at least not get involved in politics. Is it hard to eat meat and stay away from trouble?

Is Tesla Facing a Kaido Sized Challenge?

To make matters worse Tesla isn't selling as many cars as before. There are other people making cars now and they are like *'Hey! We can do that too!'* It's like when another pirate crew shows up and wants to take our treasure! This could be a tough fight like battling Kaido but I trust in Elon's crew… I mean company! He just needs to focus on sailing straight!

Punching Through the Red Line!

One smarty pants guy named Dan Ives said that Musk is distracting everyone by diving into politics. He thinks Musk should be focusing on making Tesla stronger not arguing with the World Government... eh politicians. It's like when Usopp gets distracted by shiny things instead of fixing the ship! You gotta stay focused on the important stuff!

The Future of Tesla: A New Treasure or a Sinking Ship?

So what happens next? Will Musk keep fighting for his "America Party"? Will Tesla bounce back like me after a bellyful of meat? Only time will tell! But one thing's for sure: things are getting interesting! Now if you'll excuse me I smell food somewhere. Shishishi!