Shishishi! Super Micro's Treasure Chest Ain't So Shiny! Shares Plunge!

Meat on the Bone...or Just Bones?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from... well wherever this news came from! Seems like Super Micro whoever they are found some rough seas! They said their treasure (earnings) was supposed to be HUGE like a mountain of meat but it turned out to be...smaller. Like Usopp telling a tall tale SMALL! They made 31 cents per share when everyone wanted 50! Shishishi...that's like Sanji promising me a feast and only giving me a single onigiri!

Gomu Gomu No... Lowered Expectations!

And get this! They thought they'd find 5.42 billion berries (dollars) in revenue but only found 4.6 billion! That's like sailing to an island expecting a giant pile of gold and finding...just a bunch of bananas! Still good but not what you were expecting right? They said it matched some early treasure maps they made but those maps were already soggy and falling apart!

Future Islands? More Like Cloudy Skies!

The really weird part is what they think is coming next! They said the next treasure hunt (quarter) will only bring in 40 to 50 cents per share. The smart guys were expecting 69 cents! Niiice! That’s almost like finding the One Piece! Seems like they're blaming it on some guy named Trump and his weird tariff powers sounds like he has a devil fruit to me! It's like trying to sail through a storm with Nami yelling at you... CONFUSING!

AI Platforms? More Like 'AI yai yai'!

Apparently some customers were waiting around for new toys (AI platforms) and that made things slow down. Their boss guy Charles Liang said the waiting game made their treasure hunt delayed. Like waiting for Sanji to finish cooking...FOREVER! But he thinks the treasure will start flowing again in June and September. I hope so! I'm hungry for some good news!

Hindenburg's Shadow and Auditor's Doubt!

This year was a rollercoaster ride with up and downs! Someone named Hindenburg started shouting about cheating with the money numbers. Then their money guy (auditor) left raising eyebrows. It’s like Zoro losing his way and ending up in the kitchen again! But hey they investigated and said the main bosses were still good pirates at heart. I believe them! SHISHISHI!

A Treasure Chest Half Full?

Even with all the bumps their treasure (revenue) went up 19%! That’s something to celebrate right? Maybe not a full blown feast but a good snack! They also managed to keep their ship (stock) from sinking. They gained 9% this year! That's good enough for me! Let's set sail for more adventures! Gomu Gomu no… REPORT END!