Gomu Gomu No... Lies?!
Oi everyone! Luffy here Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates! I heard some seriously fishy news all the way from the Grand Line! Apparently this Putin guy declared an 'Easter truce' in Ukraine. Sounds good right? WRONG! It's like saying you'll share your meat then secretly gobbling it all up! Zelenskyy is saying it's all a big lie! He says Putin is making it seem like there is a ceasefire but they are still attacking!
59 Shelling Attacks?! That's More Than I've Eaten Today!
Zelenskyy said there were 59 shelling attacks and five assaults! 59! That's more food than I can fit in my belly in one sitting! It's like trying to trick Nami out of her treasure... You might think you are succeeding but she'll get you in the end! I can smell a trap from a mile away and this 'truce' reeks of one!
Extend the Truce? More Like Extend the Fighting!
Zelenskyy is offering to extend the truce for 30 days. He said that the proposal remains on the table but they will act according to what is happening on the ground. It's like when Usopp says he is sick when he is scared. But then when there is food he suddenly feels better! I don't trust this whole situation!
Kherson Under Fire! They are Still Going At It!
Those installed Russian officials in Kherson are saying that Ukrainian forces are continuing their attacks... It's like Zoro and Sanji arguing about directions while they are both wrong. Both sides are pointing fingers and I'm getting dizzy! This is as confusing as trying to understand Nami's calculations.
Putin's Easter Service: More Like a Strategy Session!
Putin even went to church for Easter... but just after announcing the ceasefire?! What is this?! It smells like more lies. It's like me promising not to eat all the food before the party and then... GOMU GOMU NO... BELLY FILL!!! I just can't help it if there is food!
Trump's Take? Maybe He's Hungry Too!
Even Trump is getting involved saying negotiations are 'coming to a head.' He thinks no one is 'playing' him. Maybe he just wants some meat too! Shishishi! This whole thing is a huge mess and I'm starting to get hungry. I hope they can figure it out soon. Maybe they just need some good food and a party to chill out!
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mtjack
That Trump guy sounds like he needs some lessons from Sanji!
MonicaLynne
Meat! I'm hungry now!
snow2phan
This is more confusing than navigating the Grand Line!
acountter
I hope there's a big feast at the end of this!
meenakshi233
As long as no one messes with my friends, I'm not too worried!
dexy
Where's the sake? This calls for a celebration... or maybe just stress relief!
agdam
Sounds like someone's trying to pull a fast one!
ronsang90
I trust Zelenskyy more than that sneaky fox, Putin!
ewise4profit
This situation is a real pain in the neck!
nich
This is why I prefer adventure over politics!