Shishishi! Meat Mountain Ahoy! JBS Sets Sail on Wall Street!

Meat's on the Menu Even in New York!

Hey it's Luffy here ready to tell you about somethin' INTERESTING! Shishishi! Turns out this HUGE meat company from Brazil JBS just made it to the New York Stock Exchange! They're like super rich now even richer than that Tyson guy! They started tradin' at $13.65 a share. Meat's a big deal just like how meat on the bone is my kinda party! I can smell the adventure (and meat) from here! I bet Sanji would be cookin' up a storm with all that meat!

Delay? More Like a Minor Detour to Adventure!

Apparently they were supposed to start the party on Thursday but they were late! Sounds like Zoro lost again and made them go the wrong way! They got taken off some list in Brazil a week ago but who cares? This is way more fun! It's like when we get lost at sea but then find a HUGE island full of food! It was all a part of the plan Shishishi!

Meat Empire: Bigger Than My Appetite (Almost)!

JBS is HUGE! Like 'Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistol' HUGE! They're the biggest meatpackers in the WORLD! Last year they made $77.2 billion and they kept $2 billion for themselves! That's enough meat to feed my entire crew for well... a REALLY long time! They're all over the place like Nami trying to find treasure: Brazil the U.S. and even Australia! They even own a big chicken company called Pilgrim's Pride. Sounds like a feast waiting to happen!

Scandals? Pfft I've Fought Worse!

Now there's some bad stuff too like some old stories about corruption. Seems they had to pay a BIG fine a while ago. But hey everyone makes mistakes right? Even I've accidentally eaten all of Sanji's secret stash of meat! Besides they got cleared of some things so it's like 'Gomu Gomu no Reset Button!' It doesn't stop them from being the King of the Meat right? Shishishi!

Political Meatball: A Spicy Ingredient

Okay so it sounds like some politicians weren't happy about this maybe because of those old stories. They also gave a bunch of money to some guy named Trump. Sounds like Nami trying to negotiate a price with a stubborn merchant. Everyone's got their own game I guess. But in the end the SEC said it was okay so here we are! I'm just glad we got MORE MEAT!

To the New World... of Meat!

So JBS is on Wall Street now ready to find even MORE treasure! This whole thing is kinda like when we set sail for the Grand Line. Dangerous exciting and full of the unknown! Let's hope they bring enough meat for everyone! Shishishi! I'm hungry already! Meat Meat Meat!