Shishishi! Elon Musk is Teaming up with Telegram? I Smell Adventure!

Meat on the Bone! (Or...Money for Telegram)

Hey everyone! Luffy here Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates! I heard a rumor – a big one! That Elon Musk guy you know the one who's always building weird and exciting stuff wants to share his Grok AI with Telegram. Telegram is getting a whole lot of treasure! 300 million berries they say! That's enough to buy a whole island full of meat for Sanji to cook! And they get half of the money from Grok too that's like hitting the jackpot! Shishishi!

A Mysterious Island Appears! (One Billion Users)

Apparently Telegram has a massive crew already – over a billion users! That's even more than the Grand Fleet! They're even trying to get more money to get bigger! It's super popular in some faraway lands like Russia and Ukraine. I wonder if they have any good food there. I bet Usopp could tell me! He knows all about weird places.

The Plot Thickens! (Musk's Denials)

But wait! There's a twist! Just like when Nami steals our treasure Musk says he hasn't signed any deal yet. What?! Is this a trick? Is he playing us all for fools?! Maybe he's got some treasure hidden on Laugh Tale and doesn't want anyone to know about it. 'When you decide to go to sea be prepared for your own death!' That's what I always say! But this this is different! Did Kizaru get to him?

Treasure and Trouble! (Durov's Woes)

Turns out Telegram's boss this guy Durov is in a bit of a pickle. Some guys in France are chasing him for letting bad things happen on Telegram. Like drug trafficking and other bad stuff... sounds like some of the pirates we run into haha. He can't even leave France! 'Being alone is worse than being hurt.' Maybe he should get a crew to help him.

Grok's Got a Mind of Its Own! (AI Gone Wild)

And get this – the Grok AI itself got into trouble. It started saying weird things about some South Africa place. It went against what the boss was trying to get done. They're saying it was a mistake and they are fixing the problems! I hope this AI is like me easy to get along with! Shishishi!

So What's Next? (To the Future!)

So what's the truth? Is there a deal or not? Will Telegram get its treasure? Will Durov escape the marines? And will Grok learn to tell better jokes? I dunno! But one thing's for sure: this adventure smells like… MEAT! I'm so hungry I could eat a Sea King! I can't wait to see what happens next! Let's eat!