SHISHISHI! Iran's Playing With Fire? Oil Prices About to Go GUM-GUM ROCKET!

Meat and Oil Don't Mix?!

Hey it's me Luffy! Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates! I heard some interesting stuff about... oil? Apparently some serious business is happening and it involves Iran the Middle East and... *yawn* prices! It's all about whether Iran will mess with the oil and everyone's saying 'Nah they won't!' But some really smart guys are like 'Wait a minute! What if they DO?!' It's like that time Usopp said he was a brave warrior of the sea... and then a Sea King showed up! SHISHISHI!

Strait of... What Now?!

So there's this super important place called the Strait of Hormuz. Sounds kinda like a fish right? Anyway tons of oil goes through it every day – like enough to keep Sanji cooking meat for the whole crew for a century! Apparently if Iran blocks it it's bad news for everyone. Prices go up! People get mad! It's like when someone steals my meat! UNFORGIVABLE!

110 Bellyfuls of Dollars?!

These brainy guys Goldman Sachs they said if the oil gets slowed down the price could jump to $110! WHOA! That's like enough money to buy a mountain of meat! Then another guy named UBS says it could even go to $120! Shishishi! That's crazy! But they also said it's not super likely. Like Nami letting me have all the treasure – not gonna happen!

Iran's Secret Weapon: Sneaky Shenanigans!

Apparently Iran has some sneaky tricks up its sleeve! It's like Usopp's surprise attacks! They could use drones and missiles... or even mines! MINES! Like those the fishmen were using that was really annoying. If they put those in the water no one can sail through! That would be a real pain in the sea!

Desperate Times Pirate Moves!

This other smartie Minna says that if Iran gets desperate they might just go all out! Like when I used Gear Third for the first time! It's a risky move but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! I don't really understand all the complicated stuff but if someone's messing with my nakama's food supply... They're gonna get a Gomu Gomu no Jet Gatling!

The Bottom Line: Stay Hungry!

So the deal is even though things seem calm now there's still a chance of a big rumble! Keep your eyes open and maybe stock up on some extra meat... just in case! Shishishi! As for me I'm gonna go find some more adventure! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! And nobody is going to take my Treasure OR MEAT!!