SHISHISHI! Germany Gets a NEW CAPTAIN! Friedrich Merz Sails In!

Meat I Mean VOTES! More Needed the Second Time!

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting LIVE from...well I'm not exactly sure WHERE Germany is but I heard they elected a new Captain! They call him Friedrich Merz. Apparently he needed a bunch of other guys like 316 of them to raise their hands and say 'AYE AYE CAPTAIN!' the FIRST time but not enough did! Shishishi! He only got 325 votes talk about close huh? It's like trying to grab the last piece of meat on the Going Merry but Zoro keeps cutting in!

Dax's Wild Ride: Stock Market Seasickness!

Now I don't know much about stocks or... 'Dax' thingys. But I heard it did a little flip flop after the vote! It was all gloomy like Ussop when he sees a ghost but then it got a LITTLE happier like Sanji when Nami asks for more food! These sea's are treacherous like the grand line!

Biggest Party on the Island Gets the Treasure!

So it sounds like this Merz guy and his crew the 'Christian Democratic Union' (sounds complicated!) won the most treasure...I mean votes! They’re the biggest party which means they get to be the Captain right? It's like me and my crew we're the best so I get to be Pirate King! Shishishi!

Tag Team Time! Forming a Coalition Alliance!

But here's the weird part. Merz didn't win ALL the treasure. So he needs to team up with another group the 'Social Democratic Party'. Sounds like a tag team! I bet they'll need some serious teamwork like when we fought Oars! I bet they have to be nakama now!

The Great Coalition Agreement: The Map to the One Piece (or Policies)!

They signed a special map called a 'coalition agreement'! This map shows them where to go to find the One Piece...or actually it's just about how to run Germany! It's got stuff about helping people move around changing the rules for treasure (taxes!) and making sure everyone gets enough food...err I mean 'minimum wage'! Sounds like a big adventure!

More News Ahead! Stay Tuned Nakama!

They said they'll keep updating this news thing. So stay tuned! Maybe they'll find the All Blue in Germany! Or at least some really good meat! Shishishi! This is Luffy signing off! I'm gonna go find some adventure!