Luffy here, reporting on how British Airways is gearing up for a wild ride with tons of new planes from Airbus and Boeing, thanks to a new trade deal!
Luffy here, reporting on how British Airways is gearing up for a wild ride with tons of new planes from Airbus and Boeing, thanks to a new trade deal!

Meat Planes and Trade Deals!

Hey it's Luffy! I heard some grown ups talking about British Airways and they're buying like a HUGE bunch of planes! More planes than I've eaten meat platters maybe even as much as Sanji's ever cooked! Apparently this deal is happening because Britain and the U.S. made some kinda trade deal. Trade deal? Sounds like a party where everyone brings their favorite foods... but with planes! Shishishi!

Gomu Gomu No... Plane Order!

So get this: British Airways is grabbing 32 of those Boeing 787 10 thingamajigs and 21 Airbus A330 900neo whatevers. Plus they're getting some extra fancy Airbus A350s and Boeing 777 9s! That's like enough planes to fly my whole crew to the moon! Sanji could even open a flying restaurant! I bet those planes are faster than me in Gear Second!

Engines That Roar Like a Sea King!

These planes got engines made by Rolls Royce and General Electric. Rolls Royce! Sounds like a fancy cake! And General Electric? Sounds like something Franky would build! Either way I bet those engines are strong enough to outrun a Sea King! Maybe I should try riding one... Gomu Gomu no Rocket!

Better Than Expected Profit? I Smell Adventure!

Apparently British Airways made a lot of treasure I mean profit recently! The big boss Luis Gallego said this plane thing has been in the works for ages! A long time? That's almost as long as it takes Zoro to get lost! But hey if they're buying all these planes that means more adventures right? More adventures means more MEAT!

Future Pirate King... of the Skies!

Some smarty pants analysts are saying airlines have to plan way ahead. Like waaaay into the future! They need to replace their old planes and apparently everyone's buying them up! Makes sense gotta have a good ship to sail the skies... or you know fly the planes! Maybe I should become the Pirate King... of the skies! Shishishi!

Plane Prices? More Like Pirate Booty!

The price of these planes is like finding a mountain of gold! But airlines being sneaky like Nami haggle for big discounts! British Airways isn't spilling the beans on how much they saved but I bet it's enough to buy a lifetime supply of meat! And they might buy even MORE planes later! This could be the biggest treasure haul ever!


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