A Disturbance in the Trade I Sense
Hmm a directive issued Vietnam has. Crack down on illegal transshipment they must. To the United States and other trading partners goods flow yes. But avoid steep U.S. tariffs Vietnam tries. A document reviewed by Reuters this is. Effective April 15 the directive it reads. Trade fraud likely to increase it says. Growing tension U.S. tariffs cause. More complicated to avoid sanctions this will make it. Prevent fraud they must or face the consequences hmm?
Origin We Must Determine!
Specifically name countries the directive does not. But from China nearly 40% of goods Vietnam imports. A transshipment hub Washington suspects Vietnam to be. To dodge U.S. duties use this Beijing might. Accusations open and clear are. Much anger the Force senses. Careful we must be not to anger the Wookiee... or the U.S.!
Reciprocal Tariffs a Path to the Dark Side?
Slapped by the Trump administration Vietnam has been. 46% "reciprocal" tariffs a heavy blow this is. Paused until July these tariffs are. But if applied undermine a growth model they could. Exports to the United States investments by foreign manufacturers all at risk hmm? The path to the dark side fear is. Fear of tariffs leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Avoid this path we must!
Strengthen Supervision We Will
Supervision and inspection officials told to strengthen. Imported goods origin to establish. "Especially imported raw materials," the directive states. Used for production and export these raw materials are. Know their origin we must. See through the lies of the Sith... I mean fraudulent traders we must.
Made in Vietnam Ensure It Is!
Factories new procedures to inspect. "Made in Vietnam" labels supervise their release. Enterprises with sudden increases scrutinized they will be. Certificates of origin many applications there are. Specific measures officials must propose. To prevent illegal transshipment these measures should aim. In the clear Vietnam must remain. Hmmm.
Emergency Measures Before the Empire Strikes Back
Emergency meeting the Vietnamese government held. Hours after President Trump's announcement this was. Duties a heavy burden they are. A proactive approach this is. To dodge the Empire's... the U.S.'s tariffs. "Do or do not. There is no try." But in this case trying *and* doing key is! May the Force be with Vietnam against these trade winds! Use the Force they must.
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acollins50
Difficult to see, always in motion is the future.
rao786
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
sijaketbiru
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
tpaz11
May the trade winds be ever in their favor!
jazzy
Hmm, tariffs are strong with this one.
abolystic
Control, control, you must learn control!
ben711
This is the way... to avoid tariffs, it is!
1youcantoo
Patience, young Padawan. Patience.
cacp9urple
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
echostrider866
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.