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Amidst prisoner exchanges and territorial claims, Putin announces a brief Easter ceasefire in Ukraine, met with skepticism and continued air raid alerts. image

A Ceasefire It Is Not! Putin's Easter Pause: A Ploy, Or Hope?

Sat 19 April, 2025 16:26
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A look at how Netflix's business model, international presence, and free cash flow growth position it as a resilient force against global economic turmoil, even if the Force (market) feels wobbly. image

Netflix Jedi Master! Can It Survive the Trade War Empire?

Thu 17 April, 2025 14:11
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Chinese online retailer Temu drastically reduces US advertising after Trump's tariffs, leading to a significant drop in app rankings. The Force is tested, hmm? image

Temu's US Ad Spending Vanishes! Is the Force with Trump's Tariffs?

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:37
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Master Yoda reports on the latest mortgage rate surge, the rise of risky loans, and the wobbly state of the housing market. Patience, young homebuyers, you must have! image

Mortgage Rates Skyrocket! A Trap, It Is! Will Your Dreams of Homeownership Vanish?

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:36
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Amidst looming deadlines, a mass exodus from the IRS as thousands eye the door under Trump's buyout offer, mirroring Biden-era hiring. Efficiency or fiscal trickery, we ask? image

IRS Employees Flee Like Porgs from a Wampa! A Trump Tax Cut Mirage?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:15
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American Airlines joins the free Wi-Fi wave, offering complimentary internet to loyalty program members, bringing joy to travelers and pressure to other airlines. image

Free Wi-Fi on American Airlines! A Great Disturbance in the Force?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:00
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Consumer sentiment takes a nosedive amidst rising inflation, unemployment worries, and stock market jitters, says a new survey. image

Inflation Fears Strike Back! Will Your Wallet Survive?

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:27
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Singapore's Monetary Authority eases policy amid lowered GDP growth forecasts, citing global trade tensions and weakening demand. Impacting supply chains it does! image

Singapore Economy Shaken! Recession Looming, Or Is It?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 02:16
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Rising U.S. tariff rates threaten Vietnam's economic growth as firms reroute production to evade tariffs, creating uncertainty in global trade. image

Vietnam's Trade Future in Peril! Tariffs Rise, the Force is Unbalanced!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:02
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U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright remains optimistic about the shale oil industry, even as prices fall and uncertainties loom. Believe him, do you? image

Shale Oil Industry Doomed or Not! The Force is Strong, Is It?

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:50
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