Bezos' Big Bucks: A Forceful Fortune Awakens!

A Sale It Is!

Hmm sold nearly three million shares Jeff Bezos has. $665.8 million the price was. Over two days in July this happened yes. A filing it was revealing secrets it did. A plan he has to unload 25 million shares before 2026 he must. 'Always more questions than answers,' there are when credits are involved hmm?

CEO No More Chairman Still Is!

Stepped down as CEO Bezos did. But chairman he remains. More than 900 million shares he still holds a fortune truly it is. Valued near $200 billion these shares are. 'Fear is the path to the dark side,' but wealth a path to… more yachts perhaps? Hmm ponder this I must.

Wedding Bells Loud They Rang!

A wedding grand it was. $50 million the cost I hear. Venice the city of love. Lauren Sanchez the bride. Ivanka Trump Bill Gates Oprah and a Kardashion or two guests they were. Leonardo DiCaprio present he was. 'Size matters not,' but when it comes to weddings perhaps it does hmm?

Shares Shrinking Empire Still Stands

He once sold more stocks in June $736.7 million worth it was. 'Luminous beings are we,' but some luminous beings have more credits than others it seems. This sale a plan it is to reduce his holdings slowly he will. A change of the guard perhaps? Or simply 'Do. Or do not. There is no try,' when it comes to diversifying one's assets hmm?

The Force Still Strong With Him

Largest shareholder still he is. Amazon his empire. The Force strong with him. But remember 'Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is.' Hope he remembers this Bezos does. Hmm.

A Mystery This All Is!

Speculation arises why sell now? A mystery it is. Investments elsewhere? A new venture? 'Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.' Only time will tell. May the Force and a good financial advisor be with him.