The Trump administration bans Harvard from enrolling international students, citing 'pro-terrorist conduct' – is this real life, or just another episode of Keeping Up?
The Trump administration bans Harvard from enrolling international students, citing 'pro-terrorist conduct' – is this real life, or just another episode of Keeping Up?

Wait What?! Harvard in Trouble?

Okay so like I was just chillin' contouring my face for a quick Insta story and I saw this headline: The Trump administration is like totally canceling Harvard's ability to enroll international students. Like what is going on? Is this TEA? Apparently Secretary Kristi Noem and the DHS are saying Harvard's been like fostering violence and stuff. Honestly I thought Harvard was all about you know books and stuff. Not pro terrorism. But okay...

27%?! That's a LOT of International Students

Apparently more than 27% of Harvard's students are international. That's a huge number. Like imagine trying to coordinate a party with that many people from different countries! 'Cause like aren't they the future or something? I just feel like we all need to get along and like create?

Is This the New Normal?

Okay so here's the sitch: the administration froze $2.2 billion in grants. Like BILLION with a 'B'! I can't even imagine what I would buy with that much money probably a lifetime supply of Kylie Cosmetics! Anyway they froze the money because Harvard like didn't want to get rid of its diversity programs or screen international students for 'ideological concerns.' Sounds like a big mess.

My Two Cents (Or Maybe Two Billion?)

Honestly IDK what's really going on between Harvard and the government but it sounds messy. And you know I hate messes. Remember that time I tried to bake a cake on my own? Disaster! Just like this! But like maybe everyone just needs to chill and talk it out. Like communication is key right?

Stormi What Do You Think?

I asked Stormi what she thinks about all this. She just said 'Kylie I'm gonna use my friends from all over the world to get to the bottom of this.' Guess she's going to be the best dressed detective ever!

Stay Tuned Dolls

So yeah Harvard's in a pickle. Big TEA. I'll keep you all updated but for now I'm going to go work on my new lip kit shade. Gotta keep the business booming you know? Bye Dolls!


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