Is BP My Next Lip Kit? ADNOC Eyes Assets and I'm Eyeing the Drama!

Like Literally Who?

Okay so I'm scrolling through my feed right? And I see all this buzz about ADNOC this big oil company from Abu Dhabi maybe wanting to buy parts of BP. Or like the whole thing! TBH I had to Google it. I was like 'Is this a new shade of Kylie Cosmetics I haven't heard about?' Turns out it's about oil. Groundbreaking.

LNG? Sounds Like a New Gloss

Apparently ADNOC is super into BP's liquefied natural gas or LNG. Sounds like a super cute sparkly lip gloss name right? 'Kylie Cosmetics LNG Shimmer' – I'm feeling it! But like it's about energy stuff. They're also thinking about just buying the whole shebang. Talk about a major glow up! Kris are you taking notes? This could be bigger than Kylie Skin!

Shell ExxonMobil Chevron: The Plastics?

So BP is feeling the pressure because they haven't been doing as well as the other oil companies. Like are they the Regina George of oil? And now Shell ExxonMobil and Chevron are circling like 'oooooh is BP in trouble?' It's giving major high school drama vibes. The energy world is like SO fetch!

Is This Going to be a Thing or Nah?

Okay so nothing's set in stone yet but apparently ADNOC and BP are kinda friends already. They work together in Abu Dhabi and Egypt. It's like when you're 'just friends' but everyone knows you're gonna end up dating. I'm just waiting for the Insta official post you know?

Castrol: A Crown Jewel? More Like a Tiara!

BP is trying to make themselves look better to investors by selling off some stuff. They're even thinking of selling Castrol which is apparently one of their 'crown jewels.' Honey in my world the only crown jewel is Stormi's diamond tiara. But I guess in the oil world Castrol is a big deal. Maybe they'll send me some freebies!

Strategic Reset: More Like a Kylie Jenner Transformation!

BP is trying to change things up and make more money. They're spending more on oil and gas and less on green energy. It's like when I decided to go blonde for a week – a total transformation! Hopefully it works out better for them than the blonde did for my hair. (RIP edges!). At the end of the day this is business and ain't nobody got time for playing nice. Time is money.