Elon Musk and Trump Drama? As If! Even I, Kylie Jenner, Have Opinions on This 'Big, Beautiful' Bill

Like Seriously? Another Bill?

Okay dolls so like I was reading my news (yes I read!) and saw Elon Musk is throwing shade at Trump's new spending bill. Apparently it's supposed to be 'big and beautiful,' but Musk is all 'Is it though?' Honestly I'm just trying to keep up with all these bills and like contour my face at the same time. It's hard work people!

DOGE Days Are Over?

So Elon was like super involved with this thing called DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) trying to cut wasteful spending. But now he's stepping back because like everything bad gets blamed on them? Sounds like my life when someone blames me for the sold out lip kits! 'It's like chill I can't control everything!'

Trump's Response: So Relatable Not!

Trump's response was basically 'We had to get it through the House!' Okay boomer. He admitted he wasn't totally happy but like 'That's the way they go.' Uhm no? Can we not normalize mediocrity? This is why I strive for perfection in my Kylie Cosmetics products! "Are you okay Annie?"

Deficit Drama

Apparently this 'One Big Beautiful Bill' is projected to raise the deficit by like a gazillion dollars. Okay maybe not a gazillion but $3.8 trillion over 10 years. That's a lot of Birkin bags! I think I would cry if I had that much debt. No wonder everyone is so stressed maybe they should get a lip filler.

Tesla Fires? Uncool!

So because of all this political stuff people are like protesting Elon and burning Teslas! Like what? That's so not fetch! Burning cars is definitely not on my to do list maybe someone can purchase a lip kit instead! I mean people just need to chill! It's like can't we all just get along and buy some lip gloss?

The Takeaway: Stay Tuned...and Buy Lip Kits!

Honestly this whole situation is messy. I'm just here for the drama (and the money obvi). It's like stay tuned to see what happens next but in the meantime don't forget to treat yourself and BUY LIP KITS. You deserve it bestie! "Rise and shine!"