Is that a CoreWeave or are you just happy to see me?
Okay dolls so like I heard the tea and CoreWeave is basically the new lip kit – everyone wants it! Their stock went up like 56% in a week and now they're worth over $37 billion. That's a lot of zeroes even for me! Like remember when I launched Kylie Cosmetics? This is giving me those vibes. Seriously everyone needs to get in on this. Period.
420%? That's Hot!
I was shooketh when I heard CoreWeave's revenue grew by like 420%. Is that even real? It's like when I try a new filter and suddenly look ten years younger. Their report was insane blowing everyone's expectations out of the water! My momager would be so proud of them.
Nvidia's Crushing on CoreWeave (Hard)
So get this: even Nvidia is obsessed with CoreWeave. They own like 7% of the company. That's like if I suddenly decided to collect Beanie Babies—totally unexpected but majorly impactful. Their holdings are worth like $2 billion now. Living for this drama!
The First AI IPO...Ever!
CoreWeave is the first AI IPO which basically means they're the trendsetters. They're giving investors a way to bet on AI which is like totally the future. It's like betting on me to launch another groundbreaking product. You just KNOW it's gonna be huge.
OpenAI and CoreWeave: A Love Story
I heard that OpenAI has a deal with CoreWeave worth up to $4 billion! Like what?! That's more than my last vacation budget... ok maybe not but still! They are the AI power couple.
Even Washington D.C. is Talking About It!
Okay so CoreWeave's CEO Mike Intrator was in Washington D.C. testifying at a Senate hearing. Like that's so official. He was hanging out with the CEOs of OpenAI Advanced Micro Devices and Microsoft. It's like the Met Gala of the tech world! I wish I was there.
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This is so exciting for the tech world!
essaadam
AI is the future, and CoreWeave is leading the way.
kellman
Nvidia knows what's up.
kuoallen24
Kylie, you should invest in CoreWeave too!
ulele
CoreWeave is the new black.
shawniepea
I need to buy some CoreWeave stock ASAP!
james09
I can't wait to see what CoreWeave does next!
earthkitty86
Wow, CoreWeave is killing it!